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11 Jan 06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each other
« on: January 11, 2006, 10:43:22 am »
The whole ka-doodle!

EDITED BY V: Please put the month clearly so that people across the pond don't get confused. Thanks.
« Last Edit: January 12, 2006, 01:02:51 am by V-Adore »
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2006, 11:22:57 am »
Nice extrapolation an introspection there yu-huang, I think you really caught the spirit in your analysis... oh wait.. no you didn't because you just provided a link!


Anyway.. beyond all that.  I Enjoy the idea of my car being mounted by another and me just furiously honking to trying to get it to back the hell off.

I tried to consider a system that would make this work and keep the cars functional without any sort of AI, but by the time I got to considering hydraulics and reinforced steel plating I realized that I am retarded and stopped.
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2006, 11:34:35 am »
Quote from: misterqueue on January 11, 2006, 11:22:57 am
I tried to consider a system that would make this work and keep the cars functional without any sort of AI, but by the time I got to considering hydraulics and reinforced steel plating I realized that I am retarded and stopped.

Surely there'll be no shortage of "analysis" going on soon. Me, I don't even have a car.
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2006, 01:04:51 pm »
[img width= height=]http://revistawhatsup.com.br/hamster.jpg[/img]

Because in my heart, hamsters = truce.

(*Terribly sorry for derailing the thread. Quick, please somebody say something about somebody's dog's 'nads)
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2006, 01:06:23 pm »
We're cool... for now  *Ominous music*


And yes that is a cute hamster okay?
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2006, 01:22:37 pm »
I dig the mentor thing Ray is doing in the last panel, he's taken Todd aside to impart his wisdom, I enjoy.
Those testical things on cars are about as obnoxious as you can get.
Except maybe for Paul's car but lets face it no pair of balls would be big enough.
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each other
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2006, 02:46:49 pm »
Anyone, ANYONE with one of those nutsacks on their truck should be killed.  For the good of humanity.
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2006, 02:50:55 pm »
Hurray!  This is the first comic strip in months to make me laugh in months.  Like laugh with my body and not just with that part of my brain that snickers when it hears the word 'fart'.

And while we're on the subject of abundant testicles, have you noticed that Google Image Search will show you what you're looking for if you type in "dogs mating" or "cows mating" but not when you search on "humans mating?"  Shame shame, the internet.  First a decline in the number of Star Trek related websites, and now this.  You're losing your roots, man.
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each other
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2006, 03:15:04 pm »
My beautiful '74 Comet once fucked another car - a Lexxus I think.  I was in it at the time, so it was a little traumatic.  My car was totalled after that, and I was sad.
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each other
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2006, 03:20:18 pm »
I kind of like the nutsacks on trucks.  They're almost as helpful as Calvin Peeing on Things or a gun rack in that they let me quickly identify people I have no reason to interact with.

I would imagine that attaching dangly parts to your car's undercarraige would dangerously reduce ground clearance on most cars.  I'm imagining fake dinguses being scraped off on speedbumps everywhere.

Would Todd be an awesome boss to work for, or a bad one?
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2006, 03:20:37 pm »
I love it when Ray gets all business-oriented.  Last time was with the joint-making machine, which IMO was Achewood gold.
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each other
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2006, 03:21:42 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on January 11, 2006, 02:46:49 pm
Anyone, ANYONE with one of those nutsacks on their truck should be killed.  For the good of humanity.

I agree. So should people who have mudflaps or decals that show Yosemite Sam dressed as Robert E. Lee saying "Surrender? Hell!"?
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2006, 03:24:14 pm »
Soooooo much new genital slang, I have no idea why we aren't having a field day with it yet. I kept waiting for Rad Chilies but it just NEVER CAME.
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Re: 11-01-06 - People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each othe
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2006, 03:29:20 pm »
open headers and a gaping hole in your exhaust system could be called a Gina
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