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No Under****** Day
« on: January 14, 2006, 02:34:35 am »
Really I'm just testing this out, but if you're a girl and you have no under****** on feel free to let us know I guess.

(Honestly I was just testing the calendar, if a mod could delete this I'd be grateful :P )
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2006, 02:38:42 am »
No, we don't delete post here.  We learned our lesson with yu-huang not to do that.  So I guess this thread stays.  C'mon ladies, are you wearing any under#####?  Mr. Q asked nicely.

~Paul
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2006, 02:42:10 am »
Damn you paul, you just want to hear about ladies undergarments.  At least move the thread to a non-achewood category. :P
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2006, 02:58:58 am »
I am totally wearing underdrawers right now. And ##### over them, too!

Feel free to be tittilated at your leisure. Y'know, if you feel like it.
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2006, 03:02:34 am »
Is it permission to be tittilated by your underpantfulness or tittilated in general?  I ask merely for clarification mind you.
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2006, 03:05:03 am »
Quote from: misterqueue on January 14, 2006, 03:02:34 am
Is it permission to be tittilated by your underpantfulness or tittilated in general?  I ask merely for clarification mind you.

Just do what you want and the good Lord will provide.
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2006, 03:06:09 am »
I can't do what I want.  That leads down a path of absolute darkness.  DARKNESS.

But you, m'dear get a tiny can of Dr. Pepper for that.
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2006, 03:07:08 am »
Quote from: V-Adore on January 14, 2006, 02:58:58 am
underdrawers

I feel that perhaps you've spent too much time in the south.

Quote from: V-Adore on January 14, 2006, 02:58:58 am
tittilated

Mr. Q didn't mention anything about titties.

~Paul
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2006, 03:54:01 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on January 14, 2006, 03:07:08 am
Mr. Q didn't mention anything about titties.

Titties don't need to be explicitly mentioned. It's simply understood that they are being thought about at all times and thus may enter conversation without segue
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2006, 03:55:04 am »
I'm sorry folks.  I sort of tuned out while thinking about titties.  What were we talking about again?
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2006, 05:42:19 pm »
Today instead of under##### I am wearing little biking shorts under my jeans.  See I have have these jeans that are very cool looking because they are embroidered with metalic threads and jewels and things.  I learned the hard way that walking 3 1/2 miles to work and another 3 1/2 miles home with metalic thread against my tender inner thighs is not a wise idea, so now I wear the tiny shorts under these particular jeans to prevent any future ##### related agony.
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2006, 05:50:49 pm »
"tender inner thighs"

"tiny shorts"

Thank you paul for not deleting this thread, I take back everything I said.
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« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2006, 06:22:08 pm »
Sometimes I think side_show is really a fat middle-aged guy somewhere just screwing with our heads. Not that I mind posts about bisexual school girls and tender inner thighs, just sometimes I wonder if they're too good to be true.
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2006, 06:44:32 pm »
Stop ruining my dream with reality.  Some of us need some delusion to get through the work day.  You may have your dreams of being a superhero, touring the road with a band, or I dunno the bible.  Me, I have visions of soft inner thighs.

Why. are. you. killing. me. cort?  WHY?
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2006, 07:30:19 pm »
Of course SideShow is too good to be true.  You are forgetting that you are all imaginary.
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