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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2006, 03:07:33 am »
Quote from: wombat on January 16, 2006, 07:30:19 pm
Of course SideShow is too good to be true.  You are forgetting that you are all imaginary.

So you're saying the whole board is The Best fuck*ng Turing Test EVER?
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2006, 03:11:33 am »
How does the board make you feel?
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2006, 03:15:49 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on January 17, 2006, 03:07:33 am
So you're saying the whole board is The Best fuck*ng Turing Test EVER?

Dude, we were just talking about Turing Tests in the Achechat Room.  Weird.

But, yeah, basically what this is.
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2006, 03:18:30 am »
Hmm, I dunno.  Is the Turing test really supposed to apply to imaginary friends?
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2006, 06:56:42 am »
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2006, 08:34:28 am »
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2006, 02:27:27 pm »
I am too good to be true, and all statements I make are false including this one.
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2006, 02:30:10 pm »
Quote from: side_show on January 17, 2006, 02:27:27 pm
I am too good to be true, and all statements I make are false including this one.

But if every statement is false...and that one...then everything's...

Ouch, my brain!
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2006, 05:11:17 pm »
Quote from: side_show on January 17, 2006, 02:27:27 pm
I am too good to be true, and all statements I make are false including this one.

I would give you a Dr Pepper for admitting that you're not real but I don't know if unreal beings can appreciate tiny beverages.
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2006, 05:17:38 pm »
....You want to know about my mother?
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2006, 06:06:48 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on January 17, 2006, 05:11:17 pm
I would give you a Dr Pepper for admitting that you're not real but I don't know if unreal beings can appreciate tiny beverages.

Only if said Dr. Peppers are also unreal.
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2006, 06:56:30 pm »
Quote from: side_show on January 17, 2006, 06:06:48 pm
Only if said Dr. Peppers are also unreal.

Well, they are hella fake Dr. Peppers. (You can tell because of the period!)

Also: It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2006, 07:47:07 pm »
I wouldn't take it.  Also, I'd report the person who gave it to me to the police.
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #28 on: January 17, 2006, 07:50:00 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on January 17, 2006, 06:56:30 pm
Also: It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?

I ask if I also get the veal chops?
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Re: No Under****** Day
« Reply #29 on: January 17, 2006, 11:42:55 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on January 17, 2006, 06:56:30 pm
Also: It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?

I guess it depends on the circumstances.  I mean, let's say it's my birthday, and Charles Manson sends me a calfskin wallet with someone's finger inside of it.  I may react differently to that than I would if a sweet girl gave one to me with her photo inside, etc.

But in the abstract, let's say my first impulse would likely be to say thank you, and maybe open it up, look at it, put it in my wallet pocket, etc.

Why, how did someone react when you gave them a calfskin wallet, V?
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