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Arrrgh!!!
« on: September 03, 2003, 09:31:30 pm »
September 19th is Talk Like A Pirate Day.

My sweet four year old daughter wants to talk like a pirate...But she keeps grimacing and saying:

Arrrgh, Me HONEYS! Arrrrgh!

She doesn't know what "hearties" are.
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« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2003, 10:28:24 pm »
I was just making my plans for Talk Like a Pirate Day.
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« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2003, 02:58:06 am »
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« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2003, 03:20:24 am »
I was having dinner in IHOP Sunday night and I was wearing a bandanna because I had been working.  When I arose to leave I heard a child sitting at a table nearby, who I overheard speak to the other 4 young children he was sitting with saying "The Pirate is leaving."  I guess it was the combination of the bandanna and the curly moustache.  I just gave him a really stern look and growled out Arrrrgh!!!

I don't normally wear a bandanna to work, but I've been wearing that bandanna ever since.  

Arrrrgh.  The next person that gives me any stick i'll tie 'em to the yard arm and give 'em 50 lashes with a cat o nine tails I will.  Do I make myself clear you bunch of scurvy dogs.  Animals all of you.  Now get back to work swabbin' those decks.  Ther'll be no supper 'til this ship is sparkling.  I'll be in my stateroom planning my next move.  First mate, bring me one of those winches we kidnapped last night from Crete.  The tall one with the long curly hair and the torn dress.  Arrrrgh.

Of course at work, i'm the scurvy dog most likely to be on the recieving end of the lash, but It plays really nice in my mind.  If I were the pirate in charge of the department I would be whippin' those pups daily.  Except for the two women of course.  I'd chain them to my desk and force them to do unspeakable acts.

~Paul
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« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2003, 04:04:02 am »
I'd be whipping the women.  To start with...
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« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2003, 12:05:48 pm »
Ooh!  Pirate day is the best day.  Today I shall wear my skull&crossbones bandana instead of the giraffe one I had planned to wear.  I guess giraffe are sort of tangentially related to pirates, but skull and crossbones are way better.
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« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2003, 01:43:46 pm »
Yes, but it's *talk* like a pirate day, not *dress* like a Pirate day.

And it's not until the 19th.

But I applaud your bandana choice nonetheless.  Bravo.
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« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2003, 06:59:21 pm »
ANY day is a good day to let your inner pirate pillage. Wear that bandanna proudly!

Yo Ho!

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« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2003, 11:47:54 pm »
Geek Monkey Island thread split off here:

http://achewood.plagiarist.com/viewtopic.php?t=257
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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2003, 03:53:46 am »
Aye! A hearty round of ARRRRRRRRs from ye scurvy dogs, then!
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« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2003, 04:52:18 am »
Ahoy, and ye all be talkin' like a scurvy dog all the livelong day.

Argh!
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Arrrgh!!!
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2003, 05:13:35 am »
Gettin' an early start to the Pirate Day, me hearties! Yarrr!! Avast and ahoy!
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« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2003, 04:37:48 pm »
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