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[misterqueue]

If you can't be proud of being a Sick Fuck, what can you be proud of these days?

[jough]

Oh, I don't know - maybe having some dignity.

By the way, I said to a youngish girl yesterday to have some dignity and she literally did not know what dignity meant.  That's just sad.

[miles]

She probably would have known what you meant if you had said hove some dignity.  That's how kids talk these days.

[side_show]

Much much belated reply to Paul: Thank you for documenting your visit to Deja Vu, but as was noted earlier, those were clearly onion rings on your plate.  I said fries!  WTF?  Oh well, I'm sure you'll be back again some time.

Also, where you work looks like it is the actual cause of cancer.  The cause. 

[Nabubrush]

Also, where you work looks like it is the actual cause of cancer.  The cause.

I like to think Paul's sort of my Wondertwin in terms of this, because where I work, we actually produce cancer-causing agents. Anybody for some benzene?

[pmcd9]

Much much belated reply to Paul: Thank you for documenting your visit to Deja Vu, but as was noted earlier, those were clearly onion rings on your plate.  I said fries!  WTF?  Oh well, I'm sure you'll be back again some time.

I did order, not fries actually, but something called "English Chips", but they were hell of nasty so I left them out of the picture.

I've seen the "English Chips" on several menus here, must be a Utah thing.  I'll have an order of English Chips and a scone please.

Also, where you work looks like it is the actual cause of cancer.  The cause.

If it makes you feel any better, our job here to build and install pollution abatement equipment on this plant.

~Paul

[Nabubrush]

I'll have an order of English Chips and a scone please.

Make sure to say "top of the morning to you" and call the server "Guv'nuh" when you order. Doesn't matter if it's a male or a female, it's instant funny!

If it makes you feel any better, our job here to build and install pollution abatement equipment on this plant.

~Paul

Well, it doesn't make me feel any better. Am I the only planet-raping screwhead around here?

[wombat]

Well, it doesn't make me feel any better. Am I the only planet-raping screwhead around here?

It's OK Nabu, you're our planet-raping screwhead.

[CortJstr]

Well, it doesn't make me feel any better. Am I the only planet-raping screwhead around here?

Well look at the way the planet dresses. It wouldn't show off that much water if it didn't want some pollution.

[pmcd9]

Re:  Scones

Folks were here last week and we tried the scones.  Very much like a sopapilla like I suspected, but not quite exactly.  Basically it's a donut.

~Paul

[pmcd9]

I hope I'm not alone in saying Paul needs to get his hands on a giant inflatable pig and some helium STAT.

Not Alone.

~Paul

[pmcd9]

So Paul, I'm still wondering, is this your permanent place to be or do you have a dream about living somewhere with people and working somewhere that looks less like Mordor?

Mordor?  This place is Paradise.  But to answer your question, the job is expected to last until the end of November.

~Paul

[misterqueue]

Mordor?  This place is Paradise.  But to answer your question, the job is expected to last until the end of November.

~Paul

Is that a dead body behind you?

[side_show]

Paul you and your lady friend look like you're smiling about a job well done - the job of killing the owner of what apears to be the crumpled dead body just in the back ground.  Way to kill'em!

Also, why is there a giant Y in the hills further behind you?

edit- Mr. Q and I are aparently on the same wave length.

[pmcd9]

Is that a dead body behind you?

Yes Q, I figured you would be the first to notice.  Actually it's two young people embracing on a blanket.

~Paul