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Re: my official clumsy self-introduction
« Reply #30 on: January 24, 2006, 04:56:58 am »
Wow folks, i feel all.... like i've been hugged... by the cold *****ic arms of the internet... words representing people that may or may not exist.

that is to say, thanks all. But don't feel bad for me, I got to spend the day with a friend even if it was our last day. My girlfriend came to visit too, so I had company after the whole deal.

I did like in wiffle-ball as a kid when you hit the ball in the roof gutter. I called it a do-over and had my birthday the next day. When my mom and dad and grandma called me, I told them that they were a day early and that they should hang up and call me the following day. It made for a better day.
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« Reply #31 on: January 24, 2006, 11:04:00 am »
This thread really does run the gamut. Jeepers you seem a good fellow and a resourceful one at that (calling off your own birthday requries a panache not many can muster), I would feel gladdened to see your merry avatar about our boards.
I'm sorry that you lost your cat, kitty cancer is never a happy thing.
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Re: my official clumsy self-introduction
« Reply #32 on: January 27, 2006, 01:28:28 am »
Welcome, Jeepers. However, I'ma tell you right now: I'm not gonna call you Jeepers.

I'ma call you....Jinkies.
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« Reply #33 on: January 27, 2006, 02:22:00 am »
Quote from: Bozack on January 27, 2006, 01:28:28 am
Welcome, Jeepers. However, I'ma tell you right now: I'm not gonna call you Jeepers.

I'ma call you....Jinkies.

So what you're saying is that in 4 months Jough will have changed his name to Velma
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Re: my official clumsy self-introduction
« Reply #34 on: January 27, 2006, 03:49:44 am »
ZOINKS!

Darn meddlin' kids...
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Re: my official clumsy self-introduction
« Reply #35 on: January 27, 2006, 03:51:01 am »
Wasn't Jinkies the name of the cat in "Meet the Parents"?
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« Reply #36 on: January 27, 2006, 04:08:05 am »
Quote from: jough on January 27, 2006, 03:51:01 am
Wasn't Jinkies the name of the cat in "Meet the Parents"?

It's the name of the Monkey in the Bob Schneider song that Wombat likes, but iwon't let me burn for her.
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« Reply #37 on: January 27, 2006, 01:04:09 pm »
You don't need to burn it because I bought his CD.  Because I have, you know, that complex about copying things.  But I appreciate the offer.

But wait a minute, there's a song that mentions a monkey at the start but it doesn't have a name, does it? You're pulling my leg, dang, I am at work and can't go look at the lyrics...
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« Reply #38 on: January 28, 2006, 06:29:50 am »
Quote from: wombat on January 27, 2006, 01:04:09 pm
You don't need to burn it because I bought his CD.  Because I have, you know, that complex about copying things.

Does yours have the three extra tracks like mine, that (according to the sleeve) are only available on the "Texas Edition?"
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« Reply #39 on: January 28, 2006, 01:29:23 pm »
You are just jerking my chain, right, Paul? Because you know I am at work again and can't go look at the darn thing.
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Re: my official clumsy self-introduction
« Reply #40 on: January 28, 2006, 05:11:38 pm »
 Don't ever, ever mess with Texas. Our editions have bonus tracks, and our cars spout flames.

 Jeepers - I enjoy both your avatar and the Locust. They're a band who looks great in comic rendition.
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« Reply #41 on: January 28, 2006, 05:34:54 pm »
Quote from: wombat on January 28, 2006, 01:29:23 pm
You are just jerking my chain, right, Paul? Because you know I am at work again and can't go look at the darn thing.

Sadly no, mine has 17 tracks.  I'm sorry to break your heart, but you brought it on yourself.  Playing by the music industy's rules leads to heartbreak.

~Paul
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Re: my official clumsy self-introduction
« Reply #42 on: January 28, 2006, 07:40:49 pm »
Quote from: jough on January 27, 2006, 03:51:01 am
Wasn't Jinkies the name of the cat in "Meet the Parents"?

His name was Mr. Jinks, but I do think "Jinkies" was used as a term of endearment.
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« Reply #43 on: January 28, 2006, 11:53:37 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on January 28, 2006, 05:34:54 pm
Sadly no, mine has 17 tracks.  I'm sorry to break your heart, but you brought it on yourself.  Playing by the music industy's rules leads to heartbreak.

OK, mine has 13.  But he's pulling my leg, right?  Because his story is inconsistent.  He says three extra tracks, but 13 plus 3 is not 17.  I've got him, right?
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« Reply #44 on: January 29, 2006, 12:01:43 am »
Quote from: wombat on January 28, 2006, 11:53:37 pm
OK, mine has 13.  But he's pulling my leg, right?  Because his story is inconsistent.  He says three extra tracks, but 13 plus 3 is not 17.  I've got him, right?

I'm not pulling your leg.

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