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[wombat]

So I was about to order one of these, because what's five bucks and who could resist "a high quality, offset-print edition of the Cartilage Head series"?

But then I read this, and ugh:

So, who are we? Beeswax is two co-editors, John Peck and Laureen Shifley, who decided one day in October that the world needs a brand new litmag that caters to up-and-coming writers and artists and strives to find an artistic space that exists somewhere between pre-defined genres;

I don't think I can make myself order something that says it's all about good writing but calls itself a 'litmag.'  But maybe I'm just an old fart.

[Bobby Isosceles]

So I was about to order one of these, because what's five bucks and who could resist "a high quality, offset-print edition of the Cartilage Head series"?

But then I read this, and ugh:

I don't think I can make myself order something that says it's all about good writing but calls itself a 'litmag.'  But maybe I'm just an old fart.

I AM RHEUMATRON THE MALEVOLENT CYBORG AND I COME TO YOU FROM THE FUTURE TO ... UH ... FEEL YOUNGER. HOW ABOUT THAT CHUMBAWUMBA? SYNTAX ERROR

[Biz Markizzle]

I AM RHEUMATRON THE MALEVOLENT CYBORG AND I COME TO YOU FROM THE FUTURE TO ... UH ... FEEL YOUNGER. HOW ABOUT THAT CHUMBAWUMBA? SYNTAX ERROR

I know that I'm new and all but I sort of feel like this thread should just stop there.

[acoxcae]

I bought one - mostly because I don't think $5 is too high a price to pay for POTENTIAL.  Even if it's terrible, I probably would've wasted that $5 in some other stupid way, I might as well get some reading material out of it.

I'll let you guys know how it is when I receive it, and then we can tear it and its authors into tiny shreds of former human beings.




late edit: I still can't spell

[wombat]

 and then we can tear it and its authors into tiny shreds of former human beings.

Ah!  There is that.  Well, maybe I'll get one after all then.

And Bobby I know that I asked for it this time but if you keep making fun of my age I swear I will hire AugustWest to come and lobby you till you weep bloody tears.  He can do it, in a fedora, dammit.
 

[AugustWest]

/rubs hands together in a sinister manner.

[misterqueue]

Ah!  There is that.  Well, maybe I'll get one after all then.

And Bobby I know that I asked for it this time but if you keep making fun of my age I swear I will hire AugustWest to come and lobby you till you weep bloody tears.  He can do it, in a fedora, dammit.
 

...

Don't tempt me to write that, seriously.

[Bobby Isosceles]

I just think Wombat's title should be changed from "English-Speaking Pizza" to "RHEUMATRON THE MALEVOLENT CYBORG."

[wombat]

No, it is obvious to any right-thinking person that that should be Bobby's title.

[Bobby Isosceles]

RHEUMATRON IS INCAPABLE OF COCK RUBBING AND WARMONGERY. IT VIOLATES THE FIRST TWO OF ASIMOV'S LAWS.

[Bozack]

Ooooh, yessss...I have returned, and all is the same!

[jough]

Ooooh, yessss...I have returned, and all is the same!

You get your 'puter fixed, nigga?

[V-Adore]

I love you all.

You hear that? Love. For all of you. Even Bobby, today, although that will not get him de-banned from AIM.

[misterqueue]

I love you all.

You hear that? Love. For all of you. Even Bobby, today, although that will not get him de-banned from AIM.

You've been on this whole time?  Which means even I am banned!  Curse you V, you win....  this time.

[V-Adore]

You've been on this whole time?  Which means even I am banned!  Curse you V, you win....  this time.

... No you're not. G'head, AIM me if you want. I'll reply and such.

Although I'm about to go and do laundry, so, y'know. There might be a delay.