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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #45 on: February 03, 2006, 03:38:57 am »
Japan?
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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #46 on: February 03, 2006, 02:27:39 pm »
Denny's?
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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #47 on: February 03, 2006, 02:33:24 pm »
Mom?!
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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #48 on: February 03, 2006, 03:55:18 pm »
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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #49 on: February 03, 2006, 04:23:03 pm »
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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #50 on: February 03, 2006, 04:33:31 pm »
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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #51 on: February 03, 2006, 04:37:59 pm »
TUSK!
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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #52 on: February 03, 2006, 04:43:38 pm »
ROTATING JOSEPHS!

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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #53 on: February 03, 2006, 05:37:26 pm »
Quote from: lprkn on February 03, 2006, 03:27:29 am
Well, I'm glad at least one person besides me remembers Vader. He is often forgotten these days. Where have all of the fat wrestlers gone?

I loved the days when Fat = Strong in WWF and WCW.  Apparently Vince McMahon likes all his stooges to look like they were carved out of God's own boner by Michelangelo himself, so the fat guys are only okay when they're Japanese.

Or Ric Flair.  Wooooooo!
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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #54 on: February 03, 2006, 05:40:16 pm »
Quote from: Turbo Ninja on February 03, 2006, 05:37:26 pm
I loved the days when Fat = Strong in WWF and WCW.

Dude, Mark Henry much? Big Show lifting a jeep?

Also, Albert has been in Japan since his release and is apparently really over. Wonders will never cease.
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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #55 on: February 03, 2006, 05:53:17 pm »
Quote from: Turbo Ninja on February 03, 2006, 05:37:26 pm
I loved the days when Fat = Strong in WWF and WCW.  Apparently Vince McMahon likes all his stooges to look like they were carved out of God's own boner by Michelangelo himself, so the fat guys are only okay when they're Japanese.

Or Ric Flair.  Wooooooo!

He's got such a hard-on for these guys that he married his daughter off to one of them. By the time it's all said and done, Triple H will be a 78-time champion, because he'll be winning the belt from wrestlers who aren't even born yet 35 years from now. Reign 78 will come when he rolls over some kid's foot with his motorized wheelchair.
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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #56 on: February 03, 2006, 06:08:31 pm »
This is exacly why Samoa Joe would never get the push he deserves if he signed with them. He looks all pudgy and out of shape which is precisely why it's so damned entertaing to watch leave somebody a steaming pile of goo in only 9 seconds. But Vince can never understand this.
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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #57 on: February 03, 2006, 09:16:30 pm »
So Mark Henry and Big Show are two active Fat = Strong guys.  I don't watch much WWE these days but I can't think of another one.

At least the Show has some overall gigantism going for him, whereas Henry just appears to be fat.  But that's a drop (a really obese drop, but just a drop nonetheless) in the bucket against the era of Earthquake/Typhoon/etc., Tugboat, Dusty Rhodes, Kamaala, Yokozuna and all those other non-buff fatties who managed to squeeze themselves between the ring ropes.   There were a lot of semi-fat guys too: Big Bossman, The One Man Gang, the original Demolition...the list goes on and on.
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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #58 on: February 03, 2006, 09:44:00 pm »
True. Juice has come a long way since then and it's clear that Vince would prefer if everybody looked like Chris Masters and Bobby Lashley.
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Re: Hello message-board, how are you?
« Reply #59 on: February 03, 2006, 10:39:29 pm »
the thing about big show is he must be amazingly strong to lift his fat ass anywhere.

is the mark henry being a ribbon winning weightlifter before getting an old woman pregant with a plastic hand a made up thing?

am i stupid for even asking?

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