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100 can club
« on: February 02, 2006, 08:00:10 pm »
We have our second member, Mr Online.  I know because I gave him his 100th. can.  Welcome to the club I hope to one day join.

You join Wombat (whose cans are tiny, but exquisite) in achieving "awesome" status.

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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2006, 08:22:06 pm »
oh my!  Thank you paul for the exquisite honor, I sure hope to see you here real soon now.  In fact let's get you started with a fresh one.

Now where are all the ladies I was promised when I reached 100?  Where?



Nevermind, let us never speak of these cans again lest they magically fly away.  I LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH!
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2006, 08:28:31 pm »
Q, should we have a secret handshake?
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2006, 08:30:17 pm »
Oh I had something like that in mind.

I will post the details to you on the secret 100+ cans only thread.

Oops, I've said too much!
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2006, 08:32:32 pm »
Better yet, start your own board so I don't have to read 20 posts a day about the dumb little cans.
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2006, 08:33:26 pm »
So it's bad if I point out I'm no longer in the club Mr. Surly Hawaii Man?
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2006, 08:34:12 pm »
Hey now, hey now, no getting upset because you're not a part of the 100+ Can Club! :) I'm just looking forward to the day when I can give them out like delicious delicious candy...

And Q, what happened to Can #100?! :hands you one of my 8 so you feel better:
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2006, 08:44:03 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on February 02, 2006, 08:33:26 pm
So it's bad if I point out I'm no longer in the club Mr. Surly Hawaii Man?

I have the all time record for negative cans, though. The last few days have had so many dumb discussions about imaginary cans of Dr Pepper being shared by total strangers who gathered together ostensibly due to their love of imaginary cats who wear thongs and talk to alive stuffed animals.This is not normal behavior.

In other words, those of us still clinging to our sanity and rationality would appreciate if the rest of you PM each other about the cans.
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2006, 08:52:08 pm »
Maybe we wouldn't be talking about them so much if someone had posted a dang comic for us to talk about today instead.

Oh!  I can't believe I said that.
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2006, 09:00:06 pm »
if onstad were to write the alt-text for this thread, it would read something like

"it appears that dawg really hates cans"

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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2006, 09:02:14 pm »
I'm sorry if we have inconvenienced your poor eyes with all this talk of cans.  I suppose a line has to be drawn as far as what is okay to discuss and what is not and you draw it between imaginary talking cats and imaginary cans.
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2006, 09:02:26 pm »
Can someone calculate a ratio of posts to cans?  I seem to be way behind the pack in that regard.  Must be because I'm such a bastard.
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2006, 09:10:04 pm »
A post in which I attempt to derail people from arguing with a picture of a tiny can of wombat:

http://www.aussieproducts.com/prodinfo.asp?number=ACWOMB
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2006, 09:10:54 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on February 02, 2006, 08:44:03 pm
I have the all time record for negative cans, though. The last few days have had so many dumb discussions about imaginary cans of Dr Pepper being shared by total strangers who gathered together ostensibly due to their love of imaginary cats who wear thongs and talk to alive stuffed animals.This is not normal behavior.

In other words, those of us still clinging to our sanity and rationality would appreciate if the rest of you PM each other about the cans.

You are never going to make the club with that attitude.

~Paul
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2006, 09:26:15 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on February 02, 2006, 09:02:26 pm
Can someone calculate a ratio of posts to cans?  I seem to be way behind the pack in that regard.  Must be because I'm such a bastard.

Well Queueueuue has 1 can for every 5.12 posts. I have 1 for every 166.8 posts. He wins.
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