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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2006, 09:32:24 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on February 02, 2006, 09:26:15 pm
Well Queueueuue has 1 can for every 5.12 posts. I have 1 for every 166.8 posts. He wins.

What you're missing though is that a larger proportion of my posts were during can time and not nearly as many were in the pre-can time as say you Cort.

If we compare the number of posts since the new board to can ratio I'm sure we'd be a lot closer in "the numbers" as they say.
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2006, 09:45:22 pm »
Quote from: wombat on February 02, 2006, 09:10:04 pm
A post in which I attempt to derail people from arguing with a picture of a tiny can of wombat:

http://www.aussieproducts.com/prodinfo.asp?number=ACWOMB

Why is this not your avatar?!

Oh, right. The sloth. How quickly I forget.

Anyway, question on the 100 Can Club: does it have to be 100+ current cans, or 100+ "career cans" before taketh-away? The latter seems more achievable for those of us who keep losing cans due to fatness or whatever and seems less prone to MMO-style griefing ("ha ha! You're OUT OF THE CLUB. 399 MORE HOURS AND YOU'LL BE IN THE CORNFIELD!!")
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2006, 09:49:56 pm »
And did you know that there's an Australian search engine called Web Wombat?

http://www.webwombat.com.au/
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2006, 07:15:43 am »
Maybe people who don't like talk about cans can be spending their time going and fuck*ng themselves instead. 

Just maybe.
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2006, 09:29:30 pm »
That fuck*ng cornfield!
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2006, 10:33:50 pm »
Quote from: wombat on February 02, 2006, 09:10:04 pm
A post in which I attempt to derail people from arguing with a picture of a tiny can of wombat:

http://www.aussieproducts.com/prodinfo.asp?number=ACWOMB

that is the awesomest thing ever and may perhaps tip the scales of my personality from asshole to eh-liveable-but-maybe-he-needs-some-time-alone.

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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2006, 11:01:02 pm »
Quote from: wombat on February 02, 2006, 08:28:31 pm
Q, should we have a secret handshake?

Judging from the filth I've witnessed in IRC, it's gonna be something other than a handshake.

For shame.
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2006, 11:02:28 pm »
I did say I had something else in mind didn't I?


And you know you love the IRC filth as much as the rest of us, don't act all high and mighty!
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2006, 11:41:17 pm »
That you did.  I had my Q filter enabled, so that must be how I missed your post.
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #24 on: February 07, 2006, 04:56:52 pm »
OK, my mind is permanently affected:  I was just reading some other website entirely and reached for the penis to bestow a tiny can, and was all frustrated that I couldn't.
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #25 on: February 07, 2006, 07:01:48 pm »
And for that you get a can.

We can still say that in this thread.

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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #26 on: February 19, 2006, 10:36:17 pm »
Wombat and Mr Online are now tied in the tiny can department.  This is getting interesting.

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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #27 on: February 19, 2006, 11:17:15 pm »
Paul?

With an avatar?

I'm not sure how I feel about this.
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #28 on: February 19, 2006, 11:18:27 pm »
Quote from: acoxcae on February 19, 2006, 11:17:15 pm
Paul?

With an avatar?

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

I was really confused for the first couple of posts myself. For a minute I assumed that the squirrel had giant nuts and that it was Bobby posting
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #29 on: February 19, 2006, 11:29:00 pm »
Paul always used to have an avatar.  It is only recently that he has not had one.
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