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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #45 on: February 20, 2006, 07:13:54 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on February 20, 2006, 04:47:56 am
Q scares Nabu away again and immediately drops down to -35 cans forcing him to cry himself to sleep everynight knowing that his sick fucktitude has backfired at last.

Backfired?
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #46 on: February 20, 2006, 07:35:22 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on February 19, 2006, 11:42:00 pm
Exactly. It's like when you were a kid on the swings and two people were in sync with each other then they were married.
Whoa. The same was said around here (Finland) when I was a kid. So that's an international thing. My mind is blown.
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #47 on: February 20, 2006, 09:17:10 am »
It's just because it's so intuitive, it's our minds speaking to each other across the bounds of time and space... and the Atlantic.
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #48 on: February 20, 2006, 09:33:15 am »
So, around swingsets everywhere on this globe, kids are saying "Ha ha, you're married!"* whenever synchronized swinging occurs. That's beautiful.


*except in China, where they say "CHING CHONG WING WONG".
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #49 on: February 20, 2006, 01:47:32 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on February 20, 2006, 04:41:57 am
Is this what I've been missing, by being away? Jesus.


Yeah.  Didn't you miss us?
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #50 on: February 20, 2006, 02:27:45 pm »
Quote from: acoxcae on February 20, 2006, 06:32:40 am
Also, to wombat and Q - I only broke up your engagement to show how unstable a tiny-can-based institution of marriage is.

The Sanctity of Marraige

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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #51 on: February 23, 2006, 05:22:48 pm »
It seems I have inadvertently become a member of this club.  These things happen when you speak of Christian Porn too much I suppose. 

Just so you all know, Mr. Q us technically a polygamist now.
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #52 on: February 23, 2006, 05:35:30 pm »
Is it getting hot in here or is it just all this bigamy goin' on?


(Bigamy?  NO Bigga you!)
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #53 on: February 23, 2006, 05:49:33 pm »
Does it make me a bad person that I had the impulse to start taking Side-Show's cans away?
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #54 on: February 23, 2006, 06:15:30 pm »
Quote from: wombat on February 23, 2006, 05:49:33 pm
Does it make me a bad person that I had the impulse to start taking Side-Show's cans away?

In a word:



YES
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #55 on: February 23, 2006, 06:37:42 pm »

Note the following statistics:

Ratio of male to female posters: 4.8 to 1

Ratio of male to female 100 Can Club Members: 1 to 2

I AM WOMAN HEAR ME POST and the heck with you Mister red-marquee-YES.  I guess the honeymoon is over*sniff*

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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #56 on: February 23, 2006, 06:58:29 pm »
Quote from: wombat on February 23, 2006, 06:37:42 pm
Note the following statistics:

Ratio of male to female posters: 4.8 to 1

Ratio of male to female 100 Can Club Members: 1 to 2

I AM WOMAN HEAR ME POST and the heck with you Mister red-marquee-YES.  I guess the honeymoon is over*sniff*

It's clearly more like 1:1. We all know that Paul's mustache counts as an automatic 50 cans minimum but the board software's AHDRs* aren't advanced enough so his number appears much lower than it should.






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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #57 on: February 23, 2006, 08:14:08 pm »
Quote from: wombat on February 23, 2006, 06:37:42 pm
Note the following statistics:

Ratio of male to female posters: 4.8 to 1

Ratio of male to female 100 Can Club Members: 1 to 2

I AM WOMAN HEAR ME POST and the heck with you Mister red-marquee-YES.  I guess the honeymoon is over*sniff*



So women are bigger can-whores than guys. Tell us something we don't know.
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #58 on: February 24, 2006, 12:06:25 am »
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #59 on: February 24, 2006, 10:00:37 pm »
Never mind them wombat.  You don't really want to be married to Mr. Q anyway do you?  We'll take off on a road trip together, and maybe stumble upon Brad Pitt along the way.  Sticking together is what good message board posters do. 
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