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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #135 on: April 12, 2006, 03:45:25 am »
G.O.D. is mighty and whimsical. Because the cans are meaningless and arbitrary, we might expect something to happen to them that is meaningless and arbitrary.

Paul is still Paul even without a bunch of extra cans to carry around with him from thread to thread.









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« Reply #136 on: April 12, 2006, 03:48:38 am »
Paul insulted me yesterday, so I took 100 of his cans and redistributed them to 10 lucky members.  It's like a Robin Hood thing.
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« Reply #137 on: April 12, 2006, 05:05:41 am »
Posters of the Board, UNITE!  All you have to lose is your cans!
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« Reply #138 on: April 12, 2006, 06:06:47 am »
I thought it may be fun to never take a can from anyone without giving someone else that can.  Kind of like a Law of Conservation of Tiny Cans of Dr Pepper, where a can can neither be created nor destroyed.

We have attained can equilibrium, people.
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« Reply #139 on: April 12, 2006, 08:15:17 am »
I've been smote for 20 cans. Probably for being an impertinent lad.
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #140 on: April 12, 2006, 02:20:15 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on April 12, 2006, 05:05:41 am
Posters of the Board, UNITE!  All you have to lose is your cans!
I've got some falsies if this is a concern.
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Re: 100 can club
« Reply #141 on: April 12, 2006, 03:19:14 pm »
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I've been smote for 20 cans. Probably for being an impertinent lad.

But today you've been granted a boon of 30 cans.

See how arbitrary the can gods can be?
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« Reply #142 on: April 12, 2006, 03:41:02 pm »
So this is a closed economy? Does that mean we have to run off noobs? Or is there some way they can be lured and tricked into going into can debt? 
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« Reply #143 on: April 12, 2006, 04:21:36 pm »
N00bs can't give or take away cans until they have 25 salient posts, so they are a scourge on the Can Economy, but do not contribute to it.  Like the Mexicans.
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« Reply #144 on: April 12, 2006, 05:25:43 pm »
i thought the goal was to have the most contact info links under your avatar.
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« Reply #145 on: April 12, 2006, 05:31:31 pm »
KevBob!!!  Good to see you.

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« Reply #146 on: April 12, 2006, 05:38:55 pm »
It's arbitrary indeed. I was interested in the concept of making the total number of cans constant in the system and just seeing how they ultimately distribute themselves.

We could set up a central Can Reserve Bank. Lend cans at interest. Maybe a Can Market indexed to post qualities by select individuals - buy shares of the individuals with the value of the shares in cans. The economy would need a marketplace for the cans to change hands, though.

It sounds complex and silly but it could be interesting to observe.
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« Reply #147 on: April 12, 2006, 06:23:27 pm »
It sounds as though this will require a math-o-matic.

I will lose... all layin' in a ditch, takin' that empty can out of my ho-bo-bindle, and sniffin' at it.

Thinkin' I can still smell the Dr. Pepper.

Wishin' I hadn't traded my g for that '.
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« Reply #148 on: April 19, 2006, 02:09:58 am »
We should only be able to donate our own cans.
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