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The New Nerd Test
« on: February 04, 2006, 02:15:38 am »
The new way to measure your nerdiness: as a measure of the sheer pleasure you get from the Uncyclopedia.

Apparently, I'm a bigger nerd than ever.
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Re: The New Nerd Test
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2006, 07:52:01 pm »
Wow, apparently I'm not nerdy at all. Who knew?
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Re: The New Nerd Test
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2006, 01:52:51 am »
OH MAN. The Mortal Kombat entry
 had me doing laugh sounds. That I find it funny 12 years after the fact is probably that Nerd Test thing.
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Re: The New Nerd Test
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2006, 02:15:59 am »
This is the first thing I saw when I went to Uncyclopedia... it hurt me so much that I couldn't even go on. I had to post this instead.
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Re: The New Nerd Test
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2006, 03:17:13 am »
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Re: The New Nerd Test
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2006, 05:35:24 am »
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Re: The New Nerd Test
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2006, 12:08:42 pm »
Apparently so... we have seven days to bring it up to their snuff.

EDIT: fixed it up a bit. whaddaya think?
« Last Edit: February 05, 2006, 12:49:33 pm by Golfhaus »
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Re: The New Nerd Test
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2006, 01:29:09 pm »
Those guys are dicks.  They don't like any humor that isn't in their own particular idiom.  Well, they didn't like non-sequitors back when I hung out there.  Let's leave it at that.


PS I'm still AT fuck*ng WORK
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Re: The New Nerd Test
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2006, 01:46:07 pm »
Golf, regardless of anything else on that site (besides Kitten huffing, which could redeem just about anything else) your version of the beach boys may be the greatest band line up in the world.
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Re: The New Nerd Test
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2006, 02:18:57 pm »
Thanks, Doc. Originally Grover Cleveland was the harmonica player, but they've already developed quite an extensive history of the presidents, so I swapped him out with Aaron Burr.
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Re: The New Nerd Test
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2006, 02:34:03 pm »
I find the idea of this funnier than the actual slogging through and reading most of the entries, especially the longer ones.  I'm not sure what kind of a nerd this makes me.
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« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2006, 07:35:49 pm »
Yeah, I sort of agree. The concept of a Wikipedia parody: extremely hilarious. This actual Wikipedia parody: enhhh. Realizing how much time went into this lukewarm Wikipedia parody: extreme embarrassment-by-proxy.

(I'm gonna lose a tiny can for this, I know it.)

(And then I'm gonna lose a tiny can from AD for talking about tiny cans outside of Designated Tiny-Can Speech Areas.)
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Re: The New Nerd Test
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2006, 07:59:25 pm »
Not from me; different strokes and all. And there's a lot of jokes on the Uncyclopedia that fall flat. But the Grover Cleveland entry, for example, made me wet myself.

Also, the fact that today is "Peyton Manning Does Everything But Play In The Super Bowl Day."
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Re: The New Nerd Test
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2006, 08:16:30 pm »
Okay, I laughed at the Grover Cleveland article. That said, Uncyclopedia gets way more points from me for linking to the actual, honest-to-God Wikipedia article on Leeroy Jenkins. Holy shit, it's real!

(Things like this make me question the necessity of the Uncyclopedia, since Wikipedia seems to do a fine job mocking itself...)
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Re: The New Nerd Test
« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2006, 10:17:57 pm »
Quote from: Golfhaus on February 05, 2006, 12:08:42 pm
Apparently so... we have seven days to bring it up to their snuff.

EDIT: fixed it up a bit. whaddaya think?

Very nice, you've breathed life into it. My stub was a bit hasty. So this is something you have to actually think about and spend more than a few minutes on? Hm. I've got to try and get "X-treme! Leftism" tagged somewhere on the Unicyclopedia. 
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