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I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« on: February 07, 2006, 05:38:45 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=02072006

Oh, I love it. The plot thickens. But whose brand is Beef building? His own, or Ray's?

Can't believe he's being this cold-heartedly ruthless. It is the Fight, but this is guilty Beef. I think he's taken it on himself to redeem Ray's birthright. At. The. Cost. Of. His. Life.

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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2006, 05:41:24 am »
Awesome.

I'm also fond of "you can't hack a massive furious Nazi from San Bernadino."

Better and better... especially the weird cats-in-perspective in the third-to-last panel. This storyline is a delight.
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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2006, 05:42:30 am »
This is just so bizarre. It seems a bit out of character for Beef.

Remids me of Slater's character in True Romance, all nerdy, working at a video store, then falls in love and caps Gary Oldman like it ain't nothin'.

Edit: Just noticed the fence. It's there to keep things in. Awesome touch.
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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2006, 05:53:59 am »
This is n e c e s s a r i l y gonna be awesome!
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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2006, 05:58:45 am »
what in the HELL is Ray doing questioning whether Roast Beef can bust asses.  the guy cuts himself on sour cream lids.
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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2006, 06:00:47 am »
I think this might be the real Beef. He ain't afraid of no creeks no more.
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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2006, 06:08:03 am »
Some people seem a certian way, but when the circumstances are right another person altogether emerges.  This is just such a circumstance in Beef's instance.

Frikkin' Awesome!!!

Who said this story would make a good movie?  Yes, I think it's time to start casting this thing.

~Paul
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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2006, 06:10:52 am »
You just can't cold run down a man!
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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2006, 06:17:56 am »
Holy crap, you know who Beef is talking like?

Alright you want a hot dog or a Polish or anything
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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2006, 06:18:13 am »
Quote from: *****_god on February 07, 2006, 06:10:52 am
You just can't cold run down a man!

Like hell you can't.

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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2006, 06:18:48 am »
I don't think I have ever been so excited for the next day's strip. This arc is Achewood's ultimate purpose.
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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2006, 06:19:18 am »
Quote from: Bozack on February 07, 2006, 06:00:47 am
I think this might be the real Beef. He ain't afraid of no creeks no more.


But is that brave or stupid?  remember, if there is an earthquake the creek can close in around you.
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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2006, 06:20:42 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on February 07, 2006, 06:08:03 am
Who said this story would make a good movie?  Yes, I think it's time to start casting this thing.

I think we did a good job last time we played this, but I don't feel like digging it up.  I'm not saying we shouldn't do it again, though.
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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2006, 06:57:51 am »
Beef knows brand building alright. You run a guy down and get off your bike and casually ask your sidecar passenger if he wants something from the concession stand, people are going to be more impressed than if you ran the guy down and started bellowing and bragging and yelling I BRING THE PAIN, SEE WHAT IS IN STORE FOR YOU so all nearby can hear you.

Plus, Beef would make a great contestant on The Running Man
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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2006, 07:08:35 am »
Now that the dude's leg is broken, are there only 2,997 contestants besides Beef and Ray?  Or will the commissioner find an extra fighter before the event to fill the quota?

And Beef only ran over that cat so that 1) he wouldn't be able to compete and 2) he can let on like he's cold-blooded.  Beef is a scholar, not some strong-arm thug, all. 
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