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Author Topic: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006  (Read 20757 times)

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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #30 on: February 07, 2006, 03:06:58 pm »
Quote from: colmore on February 07, 2006, 01:12:16 pm
Has anyone read Locke or Hobbes or studied social contract theory?  The G.O.F. is a perfect thought experiment for that kind of thing.

Total SoN right there man. Man forms a government to preserve his life! That's deep.



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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #31 on: February 07, 2006, 03:33:52 pm »
These two cats are in so far over their heads they'll cold need periscopes to see the asses of the other fighters, let alone kick them.

I mean, come on...one dude scammed his way into the Fight, and the other one hacked his way in. This is what is known as A Really Bad Idea. You have to get through the qualifying rounds for a reason, people.
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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #32 on: February 07, 2006, 04:19:58 pm »
i am speechless.

well, speechless for me, anyways.

which means i'm still talking, but less coherently then usual.

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beef appears to be _furious_ whilst he runs over the man's leg.

FURIOUS with EXACTITUDE.

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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #33 on: February 07, 2006, 05:29:26 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on February 07, 2006, 05:41:24 am
I'm also fond of "you can't hack a massive furious Nazi from San Bernadino."

I like that Ray thinks the verb "to hack" is synonymous with the verb "to conjure from afar and impersonate."

A note about the word "Polish": It's spelled the same as the verb referring to the action of making things shinier and the noun referring to a substance that facilitates the act of making things shinier.  My point: I have noticed that on bottles of nail polish remover, the descriptor on the label is sometimes shortened to "Polish Remover."  This strikes me as both sinister and humourous.

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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #34 on: February 07, 2006, 05:33:09 pm »
Quote from: colmore on February 07, 2006, 01:12:16 pm
Will Tod show up wielding a tiny steel scrotum?

Welcome Colmore.  A tiny can for that line.
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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #35 on: February 07, 2006, 05:34:44 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on February 07, 2006, 02:47:25 pm
Man I hope Onstad can wrap this up by Friday.  I don't want to miss this weeks Philippe Times.

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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #36 on: February 07, 2006, 05:35:20 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on February 07, 2006, 05:29:26 pm
I like that Ray thinks the verb "to hack" is synonymous with the verb "to conjure from afar and impersonate."

A note about the word "Polish": It's spelled the same as the verb referring to the action of making things shinier and the noun referring to a substance that facilitates the act of making things shinier.  My point: I have noticed that on bottles of nail polish remover, the descriptor on the label is sometimes shortened to "Polish Remover."  This strikes me as both sinister and humourous.

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I'm sure the Germans would've loved to have some of that circa 1944 or so.*


* I say this as a person of German/Polish descent (and strangely enough Romanian Gypsy too, but that's not totally related.)  Hence, I guess I invaded myself?
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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #37 on: February 07, 2006, 05:37:46 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on February 07, 2006, 05:35:20 pm
Hence, I guess I invaded myself?

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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #38 on: February 07, 2006, 05:38:27 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on February 07, 2006, 05:29:26 pm
I like that Ray thinks the verb "to hack" is synonymous with the verb "to conjure from afar and impersonate."

I don't think he thinks that.
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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #39 on: February 07, 2006, 05:48:28 pm »
An explanation as to how Beef skipped qualifying is provided.  Excellent.
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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #40 on: February 07, 2006, 06:32:40 pm »
I think Beef will "hack the fight" getting combatants to destroy each other through their own blood-lust and greed for victory, and then when it comes down to himself and Ray, Beef will wield the strong sack and TAKE THAT MOTHER FUCKER DOWN.
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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #41 on: February 07, 2006, 06:56:25 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on February 07, 2006, 05:29:26 pm
I like that Ray thinks the verb "to hack" is synonymous with the verb "to conjure from afar and impersonate."

Quote from: Biz Markizzle on February 07, 2006, 05:38:27 pm
I don't think he thinks that.

I think what he's trying to say is, "You may be able to hack a system to get into the fight, but once you're in there, you can't hack a man to death."


I know exactly what you'll say but I'm leaving it at that.
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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #42 on: February 07, 2006, 07:09:39 pm »
Quote from: Hobo Frenzy on February 07, 2006, 06:56:25 pm
I think what he's trying to say is, "You may be able to hack a system to get into the fight, but once you're in there, you can't hack a man to death."

Correct. Though Jough (Whoah) has sort of blown the whole issue up by suggesting that Beef will, in a way, hack people to death. It's certainly possible; he clearly understands the fight on a fundamental level. It would be sort of funny, though, if after all this talk we've had about what will happen, if they just get into the fight and immediately have the shit kicked out of them.
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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #43 on: February 07, 2006, 07:43:18 pm »
If we're talking about other folks getting involved, I see Pat being the second to die. In graphic fashion, one would hope.

And yes, I realize that that dude isn't dead. Just got a runned-over leg. But some other dude gonna die. Then Pat. If Pat's even involved, and hey, who the hell am I to be guessing at story lines?
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Re: I ain't Frederick H. Coca-Cola February 7, 2006
« Reply #44 on: February 07, 2006, 08:40:56 pm »
I'd always wondered if Beef was a closet hardass at heart. One of those guys that you'd really have to piss off to get a rise out of. I guess we know now. Beef may win the Fight.
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