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Re: Mojo for Side Show
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2006, 03:42:42 am »
I have a burning house of love for side_show.

The idea that she would need a love-o-plasty is highly offensive to me. Are you suggesting there isn't already enough love?
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Re: Mojo for Side Show
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2006, 05:10:09 am »
The internet is an awkward place.  I don't know what to say.

I hope everything is ok.
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Re: Mojo for Side Show
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2006, 06:29:45 am »
Get well soon, Smells.  Our healthy wishes and thoughts are with you.
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Re: Mojo for Side Show
« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2006, 06:19:53 pm »
Indeed. Recuperate! If you need plasma, blood, CNS or semen, well....you can borrow my carpet.
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Re: Mojo for Side Show
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2006, 02:51:39 pm »
Thanks all.  I am feeling the love.  Indeed I take all the love and then some.  Like Bozack's carpet, I will simply absorb it all.

We did all the tests yesterday, including the unpleasantness of being in stirrups and 7 vials of blood (on top of the other tests done earlier this week, and last week).  My vein actually collapsed on the first vile, and the lab guy was pleased that I was not the nervous/queasy type as I pumped my fist maniacally to get the blood flowing in little surges into the vials.  It was intense.  I peed into a cup and was embarrassed to give my warm cup o' pee over to said lab guy.  Also, as I was then sent to get X-rays after that, I was sitting in the empty waiting room and in walked a mustachioed man, and though he had major handle bars not curly-ques, I still took it as a sign and thought of Paul and y'all/ya'll and your kindness for a moment.

It's going to be a week of tense waiting - the results will be in on Friday. 
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Re: Mojo for Side Show
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2006, 03:15:21 pm »
The Mustachioed Man.  He is a Good Omen.
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Re: Mojo for Side Show
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2006, 07:08:52 pm »
My grandfather once went to a physical with an apple-juice-box in his pocket. When he went to collect a urine sample, he poured it into the cup. When the doctor noticed that the urine seemed off, my grandfather said, "It probably just needs to be run through again.", grabbed the cup and chugged it.
I think my grandfather was actually some sort of prankster god.
Good luck!
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Re: Mojo for Side Show
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2006, 07:11:45 pm »
I am in awe
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Re: Mojo for Side Show
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2006, 07:14:22 pm »
Quote from: Bozack on February 11, 2006, 07:08:52 pm

I think my grandfather was actually some sort of prankster god.


Did he also bury fossils everywhere?
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Re: Mojo for Side Show
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2006, 07:15:56 pm »
You idiot! That was one of God's EASIEST jokes!
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Re: Mojo for Side Show
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2006, 07:30:40 pm »
It seemed so plausible!



AAAAAaaaaaaaahhhh
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Re: Mojo for Side Show
« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2006, 10:48:21 pm »
bozack--
a similar joke is in a book I read (it was some short story collection by Larry Niven). I always hoped that somewhere, at some time, someone had actually done it.

my life is so much better now.
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Re: Mojo for Side Show
« Reply #27 on: February 12, 2006, 05:38:56 am »
Man I can't wait till I'm 60 or so, I just feel I couldn't get away with a joke like that until then.
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Re: Mojo for Side Show
« Reply #28 on: February 13, 2006, 09:02:18 pm »
The mustachioed man was there to tell you that everything is going to be alright.

~Paul
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Re: Mojo for Side Show
« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2006, 01:57:07 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on February 13, 2006, 09:02:18 pm
The mustachioed man was there to tell you that everything is going to be alright.

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I'm glad to see the Guild of Mustaches is keeping their good work up. You guys do good work, Paul; you're like shriners, except with facial hair instead of tiny cars. (Or maybe facial hair in addition to tiny cars. Tiny, firebreathing cars!)
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