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Happy Valentine's. Or not.
« on: February 14, 2006, 04:53:11 pm »
Should we have a thread about what we are doing for Valentine's Day?
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Re: Happy Valentine's. Or not.
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2006, 04:59:22 pm »
Can you open a thread by asking if you should open a thread?  Doesn't that affect the space...  time... thingy.


Anyway, suffice to say, you do not want to know.
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Re: Happy Valentine's. Or not.
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2006, 05:00:40 pm »
Yes we should!

I distributed these Valentines to my closest friends:



And in Lab I may be working with carcinogens and mutagens again (if I'm lucky)!
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Re: Happy Valentine's. Or not.
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2006, 05:02:26 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on February 14, 2006, 04:59:22 pm
Anyway, suffice to say, you do not want to know.

Oh, indeed I do.
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Re: Happy Valentine's. Or not.
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2006, 05:18:36 pm »
My SO is on a cruise for business and won't be back until Sunday. So nothing. She wasn't here for her birthday either, which was Saturday.
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Re: Happy Valentine's. Or not.
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2006, 05:21:31 pm »
A cruise for business?  On her birthday and Valentine's?  Um, Cort...
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Re: Happy Valentine's. Or not.
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2006, 05:22:12 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on February 14, 2006, 05:18:36 pm
My SO is on a cruise for business and won't be back until Sunday. So nothing. She wasn't here for her birthday either, which was Saturday.

A "business cruise."  I think you guys need do talk.

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Re: Happy Valentine's. Or not.
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2006, 05:24:09 pm »
Yeah, not to sound cynical or anything, I'm sure it's all legit.  But the sound you just heard is the sound of the ENTIRE BOARD having red flags pop up at the phrase "business cruise".

I'm just sayin' is all.
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Re: Happy Valentine's. Or not.
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2006, 05:26:55 pm »
I got three girls to take care of for Valentine's day.

So today the wife will find flowers in the car which she can take to work; there's nice-but-inexpensive jewelry from Macy's for wife and oldest child, a cute little red dress for youngest child and we all go out to dinner this evening.

Then I assume I got hips to serve.
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Re: Happy Valentine's. Or not.
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2006, 05:35:22 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on February 14, 2006, 05:26:55 pm

Then I assume I got hips to serve.

I'd say "You da man, 'Dawg!" and commence the leering and thumbs-upping, but really, considering you're a married man with a family, it just seems inappropriate.
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Re: Happy Valentine's. Or not.
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2006, 05:48:52 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on February 14, 2006, 05:24:09 pm
Yeah, not to sound cynical or anything, I'm sure it's all legit.  But the sound you just heard is the sound of the ENTIRE BOARD having red flags pop up at the phrase "business cruise".

I'm just sayin' is all.

Well I admit I was vague on purpose just to see the reactions. This is the 2nd time they've had the cruise but last year it was in the fall. Everybody make sure to subscribe to their mailing list so you can be the first to hear about next year.
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Re: Happy Valentine's. Or not.
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2006, 05:51:43 pm »
You know... I got a catalog in the mail the other day for Olivia.

Despite the fact that I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be invited, what do they know that I do not? 
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Re: Happy Valentine's. Or not.
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2006, 06:17:08 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on February 14, 2006, 05:48:52 pm
Everybody make sure to subscribe to their mailing list so you can be the first to hear about next year.

Oh look, we're missing the "Special Ms. Feminist Land Excursion to Mayan Ruins."

Um, WTF?
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Re: Happy Valentine's. Or not.
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2006, 07:25:09 pm »
Mrs. del Vaca gets chocolates.
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Catie del Vaca gets to chew on the envelopes from everyone else's cards.  She won't notice that she doesn't get any presents herself.
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Re: Happy Valentine's. Or not.
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2006, 09:54:23 pm »
I got my girlfriend a cool vintage-ey pin. it is a flower.
also, a wierd little comb. A girl I am friends with said it was a good choice.


Um... beyond that... we'll be at play practice together, i suppose.
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