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[Drygioni]

At the risk of no-one actually caring enough to reply:

Almost everyone in this forum seems to be of working age, and there must be something you do all day other than sit in front of a computer screen. Unless you work in an office, in which case you are in front of a PC all day anyway, reading webcomics and refreshing things like TOUAMB almost constantly (speaking from personal experience).

Asking out of my own warped curiosity, what do folks here do for a living? Don't be shy.

[misterqueue]

I manually masturbate animals for artificial insemenation.




Not really.  I'm a techie.

[side_show]

DickSlap - what do you do?

I am a theatre artist - at any one time I could be directing something, have written/be writting  something, be acting in something, or managing the production of something.  I also work at the largest children's theatre in Canada, where I design and administrate workshop programs for schools and other groups.

Beyond the theatre thing, I have had so many jobs in the past, that I probably can't list them all here, but highlights/lowlights include:  Underage porn video store employee, Krispy Kreme call centre agent, Wal-Mart Housewares associate, journalist, person who put food in blender then served it at an old folks home, Dunkaroos! Sample giver-outer, Arts and Entertainment Editor of university paper, Assistant manager of art gallery of sculptures of naked pre-teen girls, and comic book store staff person.

[Drygioni]

DickSlap - what do you do?

I am really regretting choosing this username.

I am a backup paperboy.

[side_show]

So does the regular paper boy dick slap you?

(also, don't worry about your name, everyone here calls me Smells, so you're in good company!)

[Drygioni]

It's a pleasure to meet you, Smells.

The regular paperboy does dick slap me, but not as part of the job. I just like younger boys.

[pmcd9]

Damn I didn't know I was going to have to post my resume.

~Paul

[side_show]

Um, okay DickSlap...

Here's your chance to not sound like a predatory pedophile:

[Drygioni]

I think it's already too late for that.

[theinevitable]

I'm an undercover FBI agent. please come with me, dickslap.

[pmcd9]

Slappy, if you wanna win a TOUAMBIE this really isn't the best category to be in.

~Paul

[jough]

I'm self/un-employed.  I run a couple of web servers, host other sites, do web design for clients, make web sites on which to sell advertising, write freelance articles, and recently have begun producing and selling t-shirts.

I'm busy.

[pmcd9]

I'm self/un-employed.  I run a couple of web servers, host other sites, do web design for clients, make web sites on which to sell advertising, write freelance articles, and recently have begun producing and selling t-shirts.

I'm busy.

I didn't know you sold t-shirts.  Do you have a website?

~Paul

[miles]

Heh.  Tiny can to Paul.

Oh, and I'm a fluffer.

[jough]

I didn't know you sold t-shirts.  Do you have a website?

Just opened up the store this week, Paul.

Web site is:

http://wordfront.com/wares/

Check it out!