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[Drygioni]

I get paid to look at boobs all day.




Seriously.

Do you write the captions for the Spice Channel?

[theinevitable]

wait wait wait
i do not understand this "fluffing"...
if the large number of naked ladies is not sufficient, what does the "fluffer" do?

[wombat]

Do you write the captions for the Spice Channel?

Heh, he wishes.

At the moment, I get paid to pick up poop, distribute items that are transmuted into more poop, and answer stupid questions, including "Is that poisonous?" and "Where is the bathroom?" 

[misterqueue]

wait wait wait
i do not understand this "fluffing"...
if the large number of naked ladies is not sufficient, what does the "fluffer" do?

The fluffer blows... the fluffer blows.

Seriously, getting it up around naked ladies is easy, but try getting it up around naked ladies, cameras and a bunch of dudes trying to decide what angle at which to shoot your dinkus.  It's a bit more difficult in that situation.

Speaking of which, hey womby, where's the bathroom, and is that poisonous?

[Carlos del Vaca]

I do computer consulting-type crap.  I just got ITIL Foundation certified!  Whoo hoo!

[pmcd9]

I work in project controls for a construction company, building a power plant.

Huntington Utah.

~Paul

[sjlimmer]

Postdoctoral researcher (I think that's the official title), but I'm in the market for a new job.  If anyone has a contact at a national lab, let me know.

[acoxcae]

Postdoctoral researcher (I think that's the official title), but I'm in the market for a new job.  If anyone has a contact at a national lab, let me know.

What's your focus?

[lprkn]

I don't have a real job yet, I'm still in college (Political Science). I do work part time at a copy shop, and I'm on fire crew (wildfire) in the summer.

[misterqueue]

I do computer consulting-type crap.  I just got ITIL Foundation certified!  Whoo hoo!

Ugh... my company made us do this whole huge ITIL thing last year.  Now we have Incident Management and Problem Management and everything else was pretty much thrown out the window.  WAY TO WASTE WHAT COULD'VE BEEN A RAISE $InternationalFinancialCompany, WAY TO GO!

[sunnystar]

Jobs? Who has those? Wouldn't you rather be in school for ridiculously long periods of time? Like me?

Yep...student...Purdue...and now for 3 more years...I do not know how I feel about this turn of events...

[wombat]

Speaking of which, hey womby, where's the bathroom, and is that poisonous?

Left down the hill.  No, or I wouldn't be standing in the public hallway holding it in my bare hands!

[Carlos del Vaca]

I don't have a real job yet, I'm still in college (Political Science). I do work part time at a copy shop, and I'm on fire crew (wildfire) in the summer.

Oh dear.  Drop that Poli Sci major while you can, get a useful degree in Computer Science or something.  Wish I had done that, but noooooooo.

Q--fortunately we were doing half the ITIL shit already, so it really hasn't been that big a deal.  Something nice to drop on my resume, anyway.  Next I have to get PMP (which for the uninitiated is not what you're thinking it is).  Yay.

[Golfhaus]

Technical Writer. Or "glorified typist", as some people would say, but I don't ride with those people.

Boring but also stressful work. Oh well, it pays the bills, and as long as I still haven't figured out what I would really like to do for a living...

Uh-oh... that's what I'm finishing up college to be.

For the last six years (!) I've worked for an airline in ground operations. Basically, I do everything at an airport that doesn't involve actually going into the air. It is also a stressful job at times, but it's got its perks. $40 flights to Greenland being one of them.

[pmcd9]

Next I have to get PMP (which for the uninitiated is not what you're thinking it is).

Yes it is.

~Paul