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Re: GOF Newbie gender
« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2006, 03:04:12 am »
Quote from: Hobot on February 21, 2006, 02:40:02 am
FutureDeadPerson defies Nature and has two Y chromosomes!  (Even though that would make you a Current Dead Person/A Person Who Could Never Have Existed).

GEEK TIME:

As long as he had an X chromosome, he'd be okay. XYY males certainly exist and are reasonably normal, although there's some implication that they may be mildly mentally retarded, and they're certainly not "ultra-male" in phenotype.

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Re: GOF Newbie gender
« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2006, 03:21:25 am »
Quote from: V-Adore on February 21, 2006, 03:04:12 am
GEEK TIME:

As long as he had an X chromosome, he'd be okay. XYY males certainly exist and are reasonably normal, although there's some implication that they may be mildly mentally retarded, and they're certainly not "ultra-male" in phenotype.

END GEEK-OUT

So, I imply he has bacon and cheese on his dick, and you, instead, imply that he may just "be mildly mentally retarded."

Looks like he's a future dead person because the women of the board are working to drive him to suicide.  Next up, Wombat pointing at FutureDeadPerson's genitals and just laughing.  Laughing. 

(Seriously though, FDP - you have taken our good natured ribbing good natured-ly, and I give you the tiny-can salute for having a dick but not being a dick.  Kudos.)
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Re: GOF Newbie gender
« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2006, 03:32:31 am »
Quote from: side_show on February 21, 2006, 03:21:25 am
So, I imply he has bacon and cheese on his dick, and you, instead, imply that he may just "be mildly mentally retarded."


These don't sound contradictory to me. 

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Re: GOF Newbie gender
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2006, 03:35:44 am »
Oh, wombat - it is to laugh. 

Where is the  :) of wombat pointing at genitals and laughing?  Where?
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Re: GOF Newbie gender
« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2006, 04:22:19 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on February 20, 2006, 03:23:04 pm
Here's a prediction, "Regular Whopper of Manhood" gets nominated for best TOUAMB board cliché next time around.

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Well thank you!  And thus begins the process of driving it into the ground!

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"I was really disappointed when he dropped his drawers- he's no Extreme. He's a 'Whopper Jr.' at best."

"Yeah, whatever you say chicken fry."

"I spent half the night hitting on him - I had no idea he was into the Angus Burger until his boyfriend showed up."

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Re: GOF Newbie gender
« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2006, 04:40:25 am »
Quote from: side_show on February 21, 2006, 04:22:19 am
"I was really disappointed when he dropped his drawers- he's no Extreme. He's a 'Whopper Jr.' at best."

Hey let's keep it clean. Don't make me bust out the Onion Offense cards
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Re: GOF Newbie gender
« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2006, 05:38:10 am »
Burger dick and :P? 

(:P this is a perfect "mildly retarded" face)

Just ain't my day.
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Re: GOF Newbie gender
« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2006, 07:15:46 am »
I had to give FDP another can for pointing that :) face out, it reminds me of Gur from invader zim.

The GOF really has brought a good bunch of newbies out of the woodwork.

Also now I totally want a burger but am pissed because  have no money. That sounded less like a desire for cock in my head.
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Re: GOF Newbie gender
« Reply #23 on: February 21, 2006, 10:57:59 am »
Quote from: Doc on February 21, 2006, 07:15:46 am
I had to give FDP another can for pointing that :) face out, it reminds me of Gur from invader zim.

The GOF really has brought a good bunch of newbies out of the woodwork.

Also now I totally want a burger but am pissed because  have no money. That sounded less like a desire for cock in my head.

That would be Gir from Invader Zim.  2 minutes in the corner for you.


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Re: GOF Newbie gender
« Reply #24 on: February 21, 2006, 05:50:19 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on February 21, 2006, 03:04:12 am
GEEK TIME:

As long as he had an X chromosome, he'd be okay. XYY males certainly exist and are reasonably normal, although there's some implication that they may be mildly mentally retarded, and they're certainly not "ultra-male" in phenotype.

END GEEK-OUT

Crap, I should have clarified; what I meant was that he had only two Y chromosomes, which is impossible.  I do recall reading about the relative mental and physical normalcy of XYY males and being surprised, but, in retrospect, considering how short Y chromosomes are, and how little essential information they carry, it's not such a wonder.

Thank you for correcting my error; as an aspiring scientist, I look up to you for your educational skills.
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Re: GOF Newbie gender
« Reply #25 on: February 22, 2006, 02:14:54 am »
Quote from: Hobot on February 21, 2006, 05:50:19 pm
Crap, I should have clarified; what I meant was that he had only two Y chromosomes, which is impossible.  I do recall reading about the relative mental and physical normalcy of XYY males and being surprised, but, in retrospect, considering how short Y chromosomes are, and how little essential information they carry, it's not such a wonder.

Thank you for correcting my error; as an aspiring scientist, I look up to you for your educational skills.

Oh, I figured that's what you meant. But just between you and me, I'm extremely fond of getting to use "trisomy" and "phenotype" whenever I get a chance.

I think I need to sit down and reevaluate my life.
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Re: GOF Newbie gender
« Reply #26 on: February 24, 2006, 06:46:39 pm »
Spotted just now:
Users Online
  51 Guests, 17 Users (1 Hidden) 


51 guests?  Fifty-one people who are right now reading our shit but not registering?

Has it always been thus, and I just noticed it?  Or is the GOF just generating that much interest?
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Re: GOF Newbie gender
« Reply #27 on: February 24, 2006, 08:59:29 pm »
A google search for Great Outdoor Fight returns a lot of results, almost all of which seem to be Achewood related.  Onstad's doing some good stuff here...
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Re: GOF Newbie gender
« Reply #28 on: February 24, 2006, 09:21:40 pm »
There are so many n00bs lately that I can't even distinguish one of them from another.  Usually we get a chance to know people as individuals, but here they'd better have an interesting avatar because otherwise it's just like one big mass of n00b.
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« Reply #29 on: February 24, 2006, 09:34:01 pm »
Well it helps even more to not only have an interesting avatar but also to go from from zero to entertaining in 2 days like Zart or Q
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