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February 20th, 2006 - Some have said he was weaned on chicken milk and cocaine
« on: February 20, 2006, 09:50:53 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=02202006

The annoying hippy was just asking for it if you ask me.

all "NIMMM NAMMM NOMMMMM OHM MNA HAAAPI OHM HNO"

That Leander dude is creeping me out even more now.

EDIT: Apparently, at night everyone stops fighting and just chills. It seems there might be several factions now.
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I...AM...RUUUUDE!
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2006, 11:58:22 am »
So by the end of the first day, Ray Son of Rodney has only knocked out two people? I'm not sure that bodes well, especially since tomorrow will probably be turkey and brandy for him. (Side dishes or no.)

Does anybody recognize any silhouettes in the last frame?
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Re: February 20th, 2006 - Some have said he was weaned on chicken milk and cocai
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2006, 12:34:27 pm »
note pony tail hanging out of crane.
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Re: February 20th, 2006 - Some have said he was weaned on chicken milk and cocai
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2006, 12:37:06 pm »
"I heard he doesn't like music" has to be one of the more amusing statements utilized while building a myth 'round someone.


Anyway, I was hope for more Butterfly/Lightbulb action out of S+M but you know, whatever.
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Re: February 20th, 2006 - Some have said he was weaned on chicken milk and cocai
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2006, 12:41:27 pm »
I am particularly fond of the second frame where Ray and Beef are whispering and the last whisper is especially exciting all bigger, bolder and "...WHISPER!"...plus the little "HEH!". Loves it! I also love that his big quote here is "I...AM...RUUUDE!" It's so proper and wonderful. WONDERFUL! God, I want to have the love child of this arc....
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Re: February 20th, 2006 - Some have said he was weaned on chicken milk and cocaine
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2006, 02:53:34 pm »
Man, what a letdown.  He just jumps on the dude?

HOW DO YOU CREATE A MYTHOS BY JUMPING ON A DUDE?
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Re: February 20th, 2006 - Some have said he was weaned on chicken milk and cocai
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2006, 02:55:32 pm »
Yeah, I really don't see the point here.  Anyone can just walk by and step on a dude's head while he's honing his chakras.  It certainly wouldn't be a defeat of mythological proportions or anything.

But if that's how they roll, then I'll let them...until tomorrow.
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Re: February 20th, 2006 - Some have said he was weaned on chicken milk and cocai
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2006, 03:19:52 pm »
I think the epic-ness comes from "I... AM... RUUUDE!", myself. I mean, honestly, who'd mess with that guy? The dude is rude. RUUUDE.

I spent about ten minutes this morning just walking around and saying "I... AM... RUUUDE!" to myself. It's a glorious catchphrase; I might get it on a T-shirt, were such things to exist (hint hint, O T-shirt-monger.)
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Re: February 20th, 2006 - Some have said he was weaned on chicken milk and cocai
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2006, 03:29:09 pm »
I'm thinking it's because he went so over the top.  Dude was realigning his chaka khans.  Ray could have walked up and pissed on his head it would have been that easy.  But no, he went the extra mile and crushed his chest with an elbow delivered from on high. ON HIGH!

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Re: February 20th, 2006 - Some have said he was weaned on chicken milk and cocaine
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2006, 03:30:20 pm »
Quote from: Tangle on February 20, 2006, 09:50:53 am
Apparently, at night everyone stops fighting and just chills.

Perhaps it is like the Christmas Truce.

Is "OHM MNA HAAAAPI OHM HNO" a bastardisation of "Om Mani Padme Hum"?
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Re: February 20th, 2006 - Some have said he was weaned on chicken milk and cocai
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2006, 04:19:32 pm »
Those chants from S+M sound a lot like Buddhist ones we are currently trying to memorise at school. Then again, everything with OMMM in it is going to seem kind of similar.

I reckon Ray's method of bringing pain was sound. He's telling S+M in no unpleasant terms that the Great Outdoor Fight is a place for elbows and fists. And utilisation of gravity. Though I'm a bit surprised no-one else took out S+M beforehand. Either he's well hard when he's not realigning his chakras or he's the GOF equivalent of one of those goth kids at school not even the rugby team will dare beat up.
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Re: February 20th, 2006 - Some have said he was weaned on chicken milk and cocaine
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2006, 04:27:36 pm »
Quote from: jough on February 20, 2006, 02:53:34 pm
Man, what a letdown.  He just jumps on the dude?

HOW DO YOU CREATE A MYTHOS BY JUMPING ON A DUDE?

It worked for the Macho Man. Oh yeah! But agreed, the elbow drop was pretty lame. I expected at least a 450 splash there. Damn you X Division for spoiling me!
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Re: February 20th, 2006 - Some have said he was weaned on chicken milk and cocai
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2006, 04:35:11 pm »
Man, and I thought all you wrestling fan boys would pop a boner over that little maneuver.

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Re: February 20th, 2006 - Some have said he was weaned on chicken milk and cocaine
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2006, 04:59:21 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on February 20, 2006, 03:19:52 pm
I spent about ten minutes this morning just walking around and saying "I... AM... RUUUDE!" to myself. It's a glorious catchphrase; I might get it on a T-shirt, were such things to exist (hint hint, O T-shirt-monger.)

Yeah, yeah, everybody says they want a t-shirt with Education "I... AM... RUUUDE!" on it, but then make one and hardly anyone buys one.

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Re: February 20th, 2006 - Some have said he was weaned on chicken milk and cocai
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2006, 05:04:37 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on February 20, 2006, 04:27:36 pm
It worked for the Macho Man. Oh yeah! But agreed, the elbow drop was pretty lame. I expected at least a 450 splash there. Damn you X Division for spoiling me!

Exactly.  These guys in the GOF are the sort who spent a substantial portion of their paycheck getting an elaborate tattoo when Eddie Guerrero kicked it Keith Moon style.  Ray is invoking a sacred tradition with the Elbow Drop.  The aforementioned Randy Savage.  Dusty Rhodes.  Mick Foley.  Ravishing Rick Rude.

Onstad has the culture of this fight down cold.
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