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22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« on: February 22, 2006, 09:35:35 am »
Holy Shit!

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=02222006

Ray really is the Son of Rodney.  That ain't bullcrap!

Oh man.  He clean ripped a dude's face off.  Like Nick Cage in that shitty movie whose name I can't remember.
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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2006, 09:39:50 am »
Oh mayyn....

I'm a bit scared.

That last panel may haunt my dreams tonight :O

Still.... go Ray!  he won't take any crap from that crap dude... steal his gang, yeah right.

..and wow, I came back to the board right as this topic was made... pretty cool.
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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2006, 09:54:50 am »
DAMN, RAY !!! 
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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2006, 10:21:09 am »
The phrase 'hony tonk-style blowjob' was soooo worth looking at that horrific last panel. So awesome.
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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2006, 10:56:22 am »
I am yet another newbie who has finally signed up thanks to the Great Outdoor Fight.

The sheer brutality of the last panel was the tipping point. Holy Shit indeed.
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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2006, 10:58:45 am »
oh my god.

i don't think i have ever felt short of breath after reading a comic strip before.

i definitely didn't see that coming.

ray ripped honky tonk hooker's face clean off. i think a lot of posts in this thread will contain that sentence...  there's just not much else to say.
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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2006, 11:15:58 am »
Oh man. Strip delivers, and how.

The first two rows I was all "oh no, Ray's game is up now!" I should have had more trust in Son Of Rodney.

Looking at it now... doesn't the first panel look like Ray is waiting for the Honky-Tonk dude? Like he knows he is coming, and a face-ripping-off is in order?

It's pretty cool how Ray springs into action.

Remember folks: when someone is punched hard in the face, the sound it makes is SLAM!
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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2006, 11:16:52 am »
Holy Shit!


I just... I don't even know that cat anymore.  Who the hell is that?  It looks like Ray, but..  man...
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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2006, 11:33:29 am »
Mercy.

Best strip EVER. It brings the funny, brings the imminent end to softy Ray's GOF experience, and then... we see the horror that can only be unleashed by someone who will dress up in a fruit costume and sit in sour cream all by himself. And as an added bonus, it has an immediate front-runner for the 2006 TOUAMB catchphrase o' the year.

A+++++ WILL READ AGAIN AND RECCOOMMENND TO FRIENDS
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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2006, 11:47:25 am »
Oh. Another thing.

Apparently, in GOF not everybody just chills at night. Some get delusions of grandeur and get their face torn clean off by Son of Rodney.
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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2006, 11:54:09 am »

oh goodness!
*swoons*
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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2006, 12:06:03 pm »
Quote from: Tangle on February 22, 2006, 11:47:25 am
Apparently, in GOF not everybody just chills at night. Some get delusions of grandeur and get their face torn clean off by Son of Rodney.

You cold have to sleep with one eye open, dig?

Face. Clean. Off. It is unanimous.
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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2006, 12:12:30 pm »
Holy shit. Didn't see that coming.
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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2006, 12:15:18 pm »
ok, here is how this went:


Me: shit, man. what's the deal? ray punches a guy in the back? god. this is so lame. obviously he's just going to trick his way to the top. goddamn.
onstad: no dude, look. sound and vision!
me: so he just falls on a dude? onstad, you have lost it. you're just pretending to be the artist that you used to be.
onstad: RAAASKK! *rips off my face*



that's how it went, basically.


I just spent the whole time I was in the shower thinking of how best to explain this. get me help.
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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2006, 12:22:56 pm »
Oh boy. Love Achewood, but this is the strip that pused me over to joining this board. I've been loving the GREAT OUTDOOR FIGHT, but couldn't live with myself if I didn't comment on this strip.

Like many of you, my first thought was......Aww crap, Ray's getting the crap beat outta him. Oh, how foolish I am. And then...."HOLY SHIT". I think I muttered that for a good minute just staring at that last panel. That's GREUESOME! It's a fact: Ray is not pussy-footing his way in the GOF.

The Son of Rodney is here to stay.
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