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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #105 on: February 23, 2006, 05:20:32 pm »
Quote from: *****_god on February 23, 2006, 12:51:14 pm
Every day there is no strip, I go down to the cemetary and cut my body.

Give it up for The Death Sound!
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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #106 on: February 23, 2006, 05:44:20 pm »
Quote from: *****_god on February 23, 2006, 12:51:14 pm
Every day there is no strip, I go down to the cemetary and cut my body.

Sniff, sniff...
"I'll show you mom and dad..."
Sniffle.
Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know...
*Slice*
Sniff, sniffle...
It's serious...  Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know...
"Fuck you mom.  Fuck you dad."
Sniff...  *Slice*

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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #107 on: February 23, 2006, 07:40:55 pm »
Quote from: acoxcae on February 22, 2006, 11:52:30 pm
...and back to the topic at hand.

I think that it is almost certainly Rodney's hat that is making Ray a cold-blooded killing machine - if the Chochacho medallion can make him easy-going all the time, then the hat can certainly angry up his blood.

As an example - when Beef runs over the dude in the parking lot, Ray freaks out.  No hat.

When Ray tears a man's face off after being punched in the nose - hat.

I'm just saying, is all.

When this is the way the arc plays out, it will be PROOF that Onstad reads this board and steals ideas.

Actually, I think that's a great explanation.

Now can you tell me what's up with that damned island on LOST?
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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #108 on: February 23, 2006, 07:51:03 pm »
Quote from: side_show on February 23, 2006, 05:44:20 pm
Sniff, sniff...
"I'll show you mom and dad..."
Sniffle.
Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know...
*Slice*
Sniff, sniffle...
It's serious...  Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know...
"Fuck you mom.  Fuck you dad."
Sniff...  *Slice*

Do you really think... she'll pull through? Morrissey's voice makes this song all the more hilarious. Gotta love that guy.
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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #109 on: February 23, 2006, 08:38:24 pm »
Heyyy... Envelópe Martinez lost part of his face but the explanation seemed to be that he got a transplant.  You don't think...?
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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #110 on: February 23, 2006, 09:32:45 pm »
Quote from: acoxcae on February 22, 2006, 11:52:30 pm
...and back to the topic at hand.

I think that it is almost certainly Rodney's hat that is making Ray a cold-blooded killing machine - if the Chochacho medallion can make him easy-going all the time, then the hat can certainly angry up his blood.

As an example - when Beef runs over the dude in the parking lot, Ray freaks out.  No hat.

When Ray tears a man's face off after being punched in the nose - hat.

I'm just saying, is all.

Was it ever stated that that's the actual hat Rodney wore, or is it just something Ray got from The Unique Guy?
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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #111 on: February 23, 2006, 09:43:47 pm »
Quote from: Roger on February 23, 2006, 09:32:45 pm
Was it ever stated that that's the actual hat Rodney wore, or is it just something Ray got from The Unique Guy?

No, but then, who cares?  Lazarus was probably from the Unique Guy too.
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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #112 on: February 23, 2006, 10:13:05 pm »
this is like when medieval people were presented with anything. maybe a witch cast a spell on him? we're all coming up with explanations, when really... I don't know. it seems like its just that Ray is a cat, and has killer cat-stincts. also, son of rodney! people wouldn't make such a big deal out of it if it didn't mean something.
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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #113 on: February 23, 2006, 10:15:11 pm »
Quote from: Undertoad on February 23, 2006, 08:38:24 pm
Heyyy... Envelópe Martinez lost part of his face but the explanation seemed to be that he got a transplant.  You don't think...?


Interesting thought.
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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #114 on: February 24, 2006, 01:31:27 am »
Gothic dance! GOTHIC DANCE!

Anyway, as disappointed as I am to see a "we return Friday," with this arc I can really respect it. Drawing face-ripping can't be easy, and I think the GOF will be better given thorough thought. The "we return"s just irk me when one returns to find a Ray-and-Beef-sitting-around dialogue-based C&P job.
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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #115 on: February 24, 2006, 01:42:03 am »
Haha, man, Chris is really taking A-Wood to a whole new level here. A whole new, friggin awesome level.

But now I wanna see Beef get violent!
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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #116 on: February 24, 2006, 02:39:47 am »
Quote from: Turbo Ninja on February 23, 2006, 07:40:55 pm
When this is the way the arc plays out, it will be PROOF that Onstad reads this board and steals ideas.

If anything, he comes here to make sure that he doesn't steal any ideas from fans.  He never goes for the obvious, and really strives to surprise us, just as he did with the last frame of yesterday's strip.  No one saw that coming!  The entire strip -- not just the last frame -- was a work of sheer awesomeness, a tour de force, and I would have been sorely disappointed if one of us had publicly predicted it.

So far, no one here has correctly guessed what might happen next (except for some minor stuff that didn't really move the story forward -- i.e.  Teodor reading the Gasps and Giggles blog).  Besides, this is what we really want -- to be delighted each day with the unpredictable originality of the strip.

So, if you really have a great idea as to how you'd like to see the story go -- Don't post it here!  Onstad will not be one-upped by us dorks.  (we dorks?)  Keep your idea to yourself, then later, if Onstad also comes up with the same idea, you can brag about how you knew all along that was going to happen.  And we'll all go, yeah, sure you did.

I have a few ideas of my own as to where this story might lead, but I ain't tellin'.

I must admit that I'm worried that Chris O. has raised the Achewood bar so high with this story, and the last strip in particular, that he may have difficulty satisfying us in the future.  We may need to see daily surprise face-rippings, or the surprise equivalent thereof, to keep us coming back.  "Here comes a special boy" strips just may not cut it after this.

Exciting times, these.


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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #117 on: February 24, 2006, 02:45:27 am »
Quote from: weareas1 on February 24, 2006, 02:39:47 am
I must admit that I'm worried that Chris O. has raised the Achewood bar so high with this story, and the last strip in particular, that he may have difficulty satisfying us in the future.  We may need to see daily surprise face-rippings, or the surprise equivalent thereof, to keep us coming back.  "Here comes a special boy" strips just may not cut it after this.

Exciting times, these.

I like this arc and all but I still like "Huuuuuuuugs" and the original "Here comes a special boy" better.
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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #118 on: February 24, 2006, 04:04:23 am »
ill bet ray lights a cigarette afterward
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Re: 22 February 2006 - Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob
« Reply #119 on: February 24, 2006, 08:57:25 am »
Quote from: weareas1 on February 24, 2006, 02:39:47 am

I must admit that I'm worried that Chris O. has raised the Achewood bar so high with this story, and the last strip in particular, that he may have difficulty satisfying us in the future.  We may need to see daily surprise face-rippings, or the surprise equivalent thereof, to keep us coming back.  "Here comes a special boy" strips just may not cut it after this.

Exciting times, these.


After winning the fight, back in Achewood, Ray tears Philippe's face off.
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