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Re: Has anyone created a dated alt text list?
« Reply #30 on: March 01, 2006, 09:14:57 pm »
Why randomize it?

02082002: A friend; a dead friend?
02112002: Color Mondays!
02122002: Silly-ass pizza installment!

Maybe get rid of the numbers, but then, that could be a poetic device!
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Re: Has anyone created a dated alt text list?
« Reply #31 on: March 01, 2006, 09:20:03 pm »
Acheomancy: (n) The occult art of foretelling the future through the reading and reinterpretation of random Achewood alt text.
« Last Edit: March 01, 2006, 09:26:31 pm by Emergent_C »
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Re: Has anyone created a dated alt text list?
« Reply #32 on: March 01, 2006, 09:20:13 pm »
Why randomize it?  The same reason we crush cars, make slim-jims, and blow up the moon.


BECAUSE WE CAN!
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Re: Has anyone created a dated alt text list?
« Reply #33 on: March 01, 2006, 09:26:44 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on March 01, 2006, 09:20:13 pm
Why randomize it?  The same reason we crush cars, make slim-jims, and blow up the moon.


BECAUSE WE CAN!

Why blow up the moon when you can carve your name and/or visage into it? Clearly you lack the vision to make you a truly great villain like Chairface Chippendale or Cobra Commander. Also, not enough Cs in your name.
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Re: Has anyone created a dated alt text list?
« Reply #34 on: March 01, 2006, 09:32:18 pm »
yes.
we shall tell the future by achewood alt-texts.
and it will be good.
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Re: Has anyone created a dated alt text list?
« Reply #35 on: March 01, 2006, 09:46:13 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on March 01, 2006, 09:26:44 pm
Why blow up the moon when you can carve your name and/or visage into it? Clearly you lack the vision to make you a truly great villain like Chairface Chippendale or Cobra Commander. Also, not enough Cs in your name.

What are you some kind of smart monkey?

I'm talking about blowing up the fuck*ng moon here!  THE MOOON!
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Re: Has anyone created a dated alt text list?
« Reply #36 on: March 01, 2006, 09:48:52 pm »
Wait, doesn't no moon = no tides = bad juju?

A supervillain wants to rule a planet with people on it, not a big ball of dirt. (and no tides)
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Re: Has anyone created a dated alt text list?
« Reply #37 on: March 01, 2006, 09:52:46 pm »
Quote from: lprkn on March 01, 2006, 09:48:52 pm
Wait, doesn't no moon = no tides = bad juju?

A supervillain wants to rule a planet with people on it, not a big ball of dirt. (and no tides)

Man.. we TALKED about this.
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Re: Has anyone created a dated alt text list?
« Reply #38 on: March 02, 2006, 06:58:16 pm »
O boy that list is basically like treasure. I guess I'm gonna print it and read it on the bus.

Some of the strip titles as they appear on the Archive page are pretty funny be themselves. Like No porno! Wait. Some porno. I guess they're absent from the books too?
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Re: Has anyone created a dated alt text list?
« Reply #39 on: March 02, 2006, 07:04:19 pm »
Quote from: Roger on March 02, 2006, 06:58:16 pm
O boy that list is basically like treasure. I guess I'm gonna print it and read it on the bus.

Some of the strip titles as they appear on the Archive page are pretty funny be themselves. Like No porno! Wait. Some porno. I guess they're absent from the books too?

Yeah, if I were really OCD, I'd make a list that combines them.

So, I'll probably have it done a little later.

Then I'll OCR all the dialogue in.

Then I'll stay at home and weep softly while life passes me by.
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Re: Has anyone created a dated alt text list?
« Reply #40 on: March 02, 2006, 07:19:44 pm »
Quote from: acoxcae on March 02, 2006, 07:04:19 pm
Yeah, if I were really OCD, I'd make a list that combines them.

So, I'll probably have it done a little later.

Then I'll OCR all the dialogue in.

Then I'll stay at home and weep softly while life passes me by.

Are you down with OPP too?

sorry that was hell of lame
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Re: Has anyone created a dated alt text list?
« Reply #41 on: March 02, 2006, 07:40:42 pm »
This is just to say thank you to acoxcae and everyone who encouraged the writing of this script, because the existence of a comprehensive alt text list totally justifies the existence of this board.  You guys are awesome.
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Re: Has anyone created a dated alt text list?
« Reply #42 on: March 02, 2006, 08:39:32 pm »
Quote from: acoxcae on March 02, 2006, 07:04:19 pm
Yeah, if I were really OCD, I'd make a list that combines them.

So, I'll probably have it done a little later.

Then I'll OCR all the dialogue in.

Then I'll stay at home and weep softly while life passes me by.

WE NEED TO FEED THE ALT TEXTS TO PANTSROBOT!

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Re: Has anyone created a dated alt text list?
« Reply #43 on: March 02, 2006, 09:14:28 pm »
Quote from: Lane on March 02, 2006, 07:40:42 pm
This is just to say thank you to acoxcae and everyone who encouraged the writing of this script, because the existence of a comprehensive alt text list totally justifies the existence of this board.  You guys are awesome.

This board took 2 1/2 years to justify itself? Hopefully the profits are rolling in for Jough starting now.
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Re: Has anyone created a dated alt text list?
« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2006, 04:46:18 am »
Alex, where were you when we were talking about the tagging achewood project?
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