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Re: 3 March 2006 - In Christ Our Fight Is Won
« Reply #30 on: March 03, 2006, 09:14:34 pm »
"He knows I fugue."
That line was so much bigger than the alt text. Come on.

Also, the illustration of Ray's turned head as he slowly collapses is beautiful.
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Re: 3 March 2006 - In Christ Our Fight Is Won
« Reply #31 on: March 03, 2006, 09:16:51 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on March 03, 2006, 08:24:48 pm
Why supply a link when three-quarters of TOUAMB's users have their entire Bookmarks folder to browse?

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Re: 3 March 2006 - In Christ Our Fight Is Won
« Reply #32 on: March 03, 2006, 09:26:45 pm »
Quote from: thedudeabides85 on March 03, 2006, 05:43:50 pm
The band teacher was left-handed.  The gunshot wound wasn't self-inflicted.  He was assassinated.

Thanks, Leroy.  Let me guess - Bugs Meany was the trigger man?
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Re: 3 March 2006 - In Christ Our Fight Is Won
« Reply #33 on: March 03, 2006, 09:37:26 pm »
Quote from: Turbo Ninja on March 03, 2006, 09:26:45 pm
Thanks, Leroy.  Let me guess - Bugs Meany was the trigger man?

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Re: 3 March 2006 - In Christ Our Fight Is Won
« Reply #34 on: March 03, 2006, 09:42:51 pm »
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she is implying that we have a thing for corpulent women.
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Re: 3 March 2006 - In Christ Our Fight Is Won
« Reply #35 on: March 04, 2006, 04:03:36 am »
Well, look, you gotta admit: fat-bottomed girls, they make the rockin' world go 'round.

That is all.
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Re: 3 March 2006 - In Christ Our Fight Is Won
« Reply #36 on: March 04, 2006, 05:45:43 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on March 03, 2006, 05:14:42 pm
I remember at a party in high school a guy arguing the merits of the 4-prong spork over the lowly 3-pronger. But I must say that when it comes to beverage comsumption I'm thinking fewer slots would be better.

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Re: 3 March 2006 - In Christ Our Fight Is Won
« Reply #37 on: March 04, 2006, 05:58:44 am »
it should now be obvious to everyone that mr achewood does steal ideas off off jough
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Re: 3 March 2006 - In Christ Our Fight Is Won
« Reply #38 on: March 04, 2006, 06:43:44 am »
Nah, there's no stealing.  I told you, there is no Chris Onstad.  It's just a nom de guerre.
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Re: 3 March 2006 - In Christ Our Fight Is Won
« Reply #39 on: March 04, 2006, 06:44:57 am »
This thread is sporktacular.  Sporktacular I say.  Sporktacular.

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Re: 3 March 2006 - In Christ Our Fight Is Won
« Reply #40 on: March 04, 2006, 03:47:38 pm »
It's s-porkalifragilisticexpialdocious.

I can't see Ray being in any condition to win tomorrow but Beef setting him up seems far too harsh, although he could justify it in that the choice was Ray's. More likely he is planning on Ray being out of comission just long enough to set up his win.
The alternative is that Beef has been planning this for years and simply used Ray as his way of getting in and gaining enough credibility to manipulate the fight. Under these circumstances Beef could win (though it seems very un-beef) but I just can't actually picture something going that well for Beef.
Proviso: It all happens off camera and the next strip is Ray waking up at his house, Beef telling him 'Yeah dogg you were totally out such as a baby.'
No one knows the real identity of the man who won the fight, he wasn't BOC, wasn't in any preliminaries and he disappeared right after winning.
Then Beef retires to the poolshed, passing a newly aquired trophy.
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Re: 3 March 2006 - In Christ Our Fight Is Won
« Reply #41 on: March 04, 2006, 11:27:34 pm »
Quote from: wombat on March 03, 2006, 09:16:51 pm
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Re: 3 March 2006 - In Christ Our Fight Is Won
« Reply #42 on: March 05, 2006, 12:17:09 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on March 04, 2006, 11:27:34 pm
I have learned from the best.

Pantsrobot v2?
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Re: 3 March 2006 - In Christ Our Fight Is Won
« Reply #43 on: March 05, 2006, 01:42:32 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on March 05, 2006, 12:17:09 pm
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Re: 3 March 2006 - In Christ Our Fight Is Won
« Reply #44 on: March 05, 2006, 06:52:32 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on March 05, 2006, 01:42:32 pm
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