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Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« on: March 08, 2006, 09:56:33 pm »
"Divers have discovered a new crustacean in the South Pacific that resembles a lobster and is covered with what looks like silky, blond fur." Seriously, check this shit out.

It looks more huggable than I'm totally comfortable with in a crustacean, truth be told.
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2006, 10:10:57 pm »
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2006, 10:11:30 pm »
I saw that this morning and my first thought was "I wonder what it would taste like dipped in melted butter."  

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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2006, 10:22:27 pm »
It wasn't a rock.  It was a Rock. Lobster.
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2006, 10:25:13 pm »
Quote from: Limmo on March 08, 2006, 10:11:30 pm
I wonder what it would taste like dipped in melted butter.

I guess you're not alone.  The article describes the creature as being "about the size of a salad plate."  Interesting choice of words there.

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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2006, 11:17:36 pm »
People, do you regularly eat things that are fuzzy?

Think about this.
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2006, 11:21:13 pm »
Quote from: jough on March 08, 2006, 11:17:36 pm
People, do you regularly eat things that are fuzzy?

Think about this.

Peaches, Kiwi, luscious nubile ladies, Raspberries even have a little fuzz.  I'm just sayin is all.
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2006, 11:51:28 pm »
Its arms remind me of those monkey keychains.
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2006, 12:05:45 am »
Quote from: jough on March 08, 2006, 11:17:36 pm
People, do you regularly eat things that are fuzzy?


Cute little baby cows?  An occasional bunny?
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2006, 12:18:41 am »
Lambs
Bunnies


The tastiest cute things are fuzzy.

I don't think we're in danger of overgiraffeing a lobster that lives 1 1/2 miles deep and 900 miles south of Easter Island, though. Tasty though they might be.
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2006, 03:04:07 am »
Actually, lots of crustaceans that people eat presently have varying amounts of fuzz on them. Not like Fabio up there, but some, anyway.
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2006, 12:15:47 pm »
You know someone somewhere is paying huge amounts to eat one of these right now.
Someone like Ray.
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2006, 01:29:45 pm »
If there isn't a band named Fuzzy Lobster, there should be.

Fuzzy Lobster.

Would also work as:

- name of a mafia dude
- name of an alcoholic drink
- euphemism
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2006, 02:00:33 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on March 09, 2006, 03:04:07 am
Actually, lots of crustaceans that people eat presently have varying amounts of fuzz on them. Not like Fabio up there, but some, anyway.

Note to self, stop drinking when you read a Nabu post.

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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2006, 04:49:14 pm »
Quote from: Tangle on March 09, 2006, 01:29:45 pm
Fuzzy Lobster.

- name of an alcoholic drink


This would basically be peach schnapps, tequila, the juice of six lemons, and a shot of syrup of ipecac.
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