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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2006, 07:54:18 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on March 08, 2006, 10:22:27 pm
It wasn't a rock.  It was a Rock. Lobster.

Put on your noseguard!
Put on the Lifeguard!
Pass the tanning butter!
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2006, 08:12:04 pm »
I want to work that into a pickup line.

Hey baby, I want to pour my butter on your fuzzy lobster.
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2006, 08:18:13 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on March 09, 2006, 08:12:04 pm
Hey baby, I want to pour my butter on your fuzzy lobster.

I can practically hear Robert Plant singing that.
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2006, 08:34:27 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on March 09, 2006, 08:12:04 pm
I want to work that into a pickup line.

Hey baby, I want to pour my butter on your fuzzy lobster.

A lot better than "I want to put my log in your fireplace", at any rate. Oh, that wacky Gene Simmons.
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2006, 09:08:02 pm »
Quote from: Tangle on March 09, 2006, 08:34:27 pm
A lot better than "I want to put my log in your fireplace", at any rate. Oh, that wacky Gene Simmons.

Cause when I go through her, it's just like a hot knife through butter, ooh yeah

And that's old Gene at his wackiest.
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #20 on: March 09, 2006, 09:29:35 pm »
Some time ago friends of mine and I, completely by accident, began to engage into ridiculous euphamistication (Yes I realize that isn't a word AD).  Anyway, it started out fairly innocently:

Sending Santa down the Chimney
Basting the Turkey
Using the Play-Doh Factory
Overflowing the Buffers

Then migrating to the vaguely disgusting:

Plunging the two tiered toilet
Stuffing the Roast Beef
Sluicing the Killing Floor (Suggested by my friend Alan, who may be even more disturbing than I)
Impaling the Fleshwindow

And finally, into an area I like to think of as my favorite, the completely nonsensical:

Having tea with the Bass player from Ratt
Inducing a sense of self-loathing the likes of which one is unable to conceive of normally
Eating the world's largest pizza
Adding extra bleach to the wash because you really like that shirt with the stain on it

And finally we also called it Tony; because that is a nice name.


You may continue to talk about your mollusks or what have you now.  Thanks for reading.
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #21 on: March 09, 2006, 09:32:44 pm »
Euphemysticism?
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2006, 09:33:33 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on March 09, 2006, 08:12:04 pm
I want to work that into a pickup line.

Hey baby, I want to pour my butter on your fuzzy lobster.

My favourite pick-up line of all time:

"I wish you were my homework, because then you'd be hard and I'd be doing you on my desk."
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #23 on: March 09, 2006, 09:39:02 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on March 09, 2006, 09:29:35 pm
And finally we also called it Tony; because that is a nice name.

Wow. Tony really is a super hero and fully deserves a theme song.
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #24 on: March 09, 2006, 09:39:29 pm »
''I'm aching for your purple headed womb ferret''
Thanks, Kate Winslet.
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #25 on: March 09, 2006, 09:48:06 pm »
This discussion has taken a disturbing turn, of which I am slightly sorry.

but mostly amused and delighted
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #26 on: March 09, 2006, 09:57:24 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on March 09, 2006, 09:32:44 pm
Euphemysticism?

I believe the phrase you're looking for is pastamancery.
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #27 on: March 09, 2006, 10:23:07 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on March 09, 2006, 09:29:35 pm
Some time ago friends of mine and I, completely by accident, began to engage into ridiculous euphamistication (Yes I realize that isn't a word AD).  Anyway, it started out fairly innocently:


Some head injuries do improve with time! Congratulations.
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #28 on: March 09, 2006, 10:42:36 pm »
I'm surprised nobody's pointed out

Quote from: misterqueue on March 09, 2006, 09:29:35 pm
Impaling the Fleshwindow

yet, which is a brilliant euphemism because a) it invents a nonsense word, and b) it is significantly less pleasant and discreet than "having sex" or "fuck*ng." I love dysphemisms!
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Re: Holy crap, a fuzzy lobster
« Reply #29 on: March 10, 2006, 02:47:17 pm »
They found another.

The claws made me think of him straight off.
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