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Man Forced to Marry Goat
« on: March 09, 2006, 04:46:37 pm »
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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2006, 06:30:32 pm »
Oh, Sudan, you most tragicomic of countries.
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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2006, 06:37:24 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on March 09, 2006, 06:30:32 pm
Oh, Sudan, you most tragicomic of countries.

Wait.. are you saying that Sudan is the Punchinello of the Middle East?
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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2006, 06:40:37 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on March 09, 2006, 06:37:24 pm
Wait.. are you saying that Sudan is the Punchinello of the Middle East?

Dude, dude, dude. Geography.

Although for geo-polical oil purposes, the G8 places the Sudan in a construct called "The Greater Middle East" which seems to include, basically, any oil producing country in Eurasia or Africa.
« Last Edit: March 09, 2006, 06:47:33 pm by AlohaDawg »
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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2006, 06:50:09 pm »
I realize where Sudan is, but much like everything else the general perception is what I was going off of there.  Such as how Georgia is the South in the US but, saaaay Arizona isn't.

You may imagine I said Africa instead if it makes you feel better. :P
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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2006, 07:12:11 pm »
No one percieves Arizona as a Southern State in favor of perceiving it as a Western state.

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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2006, 07:16:43 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on March 09, 2006, 07:12:11 pm
No one percieves Arizona as a Southern State in favor of perceiving it as a Western state.

That's what I was saying, er, I think.  I've read that sentence 3 times now and debated its meaning till the day is long and now my original little jest is dead in a field of pedantry.  Truly, you are the king of kings Judah Ben Hur.
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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2006, 07:21:07 pm »
Isn't this interesting. I didn't post in here because I felt nothing I could add would bring anything to the table, and here you two are doing whatever it is you are doing.


At the risk of seeming too much the sycophant: You people turn everything into turds.
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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2006, 07:25:14 pm »
I worked with a lady from Georgia who didn't consider Texas in the South.  But, I explained, Texas is much further South than Georgia.  No, you see, Georgia is part of "the real south."  Oh, but Texas was part of the Confederacy.  Texas is in the West.  Ok.  

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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2006, 07:29:29 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on March 09, 2006, 07:21:07 pm
Isn't this interesting. I didn't post in here because I felt nothing I could add would bring anything to the table, and here you two are doing whatever it is you are doing.


At the risk of seeming too much the sycophant: You people turn everything into turds.

The more interesting thing here, I think, is I can't imagine who you'd be sycophantic toward with such a comment.  Which brings me back to perception.  IT IS A FUNNY THING.
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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2006, 07:34:14 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on March 09, 2006, 07:29:29 pm
The more interesting thing here, I think, is I can't imagine who you'd be sycophantic toward with such a comment.  Which brings me back to perception.  IT IS A FUNNY THING.

Sorry - it's a quote from C.O. on the Dumbrella boards. He said it just before he locked a thread.
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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2006, 07:36:39 pm »
Man, I am not going over there to catch up on the in-jokes too.

I'll take you at your word on this one then. :P
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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2006, 07:47:30 pm »
It's canonical.
« Last Edit: March 09, 2006, 08:55:01 pm by Nabubrush drinks (a lot) »
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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2006, 08:09:25 pm »
So, did you hear the one about the African guy that was forced to marry a goat?
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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2006, 08:10:09 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on March 09, 2006, 08:09:25 pm
So, did you hear the one about the African guy that was forced to marry a goat?

Hey dumbass, correctly that would be "WHO was forced to marry a goat?"

Jackass.
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