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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2006, 10:36:56 pm »
Wow, it's like our very own li'l freakshow. Watch as the thread CRAWLS UP ITS OWN ASSHOLE! In GLORIOUS SKEL-O-RAMA!

On the off-topic topic: I distinctly remember, as an elementary-school kid, asking my father why Texas was considered to be part of the Old West when it was basically in the south central area of the country. This is how I first learned the concept of cultural geography. Education!
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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2006, 03:31:25 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on March 09, 2006, 04:46:37 pm
He used it as his wife.

Which, apparently, in the Sudan, means he used it as his cumbucket.

Wait, are people not using the definite article anymore?  Better cover my ass here, as I've seen both in this thread.

Which, apparently, in Sudan, means he used it as his cumbucket.
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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2006, 04:16:43 pm »
Education.
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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2006, 05:10:44 pm »
wow.
I didn't even think about the implications for Sudanese women.

They are no better than a fuck-goat.
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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2006, 06:56:42 pm »
ok, ok,
so this missionary has been living in (it's supposed to just be africa, but let's say Sudan) for years. This tribal chief comes to him and says: "we're very upset with you. Here you are, teaching us about your supposed christian morality, and my neighbor's wife just had a white baby with blonde hair."
the missionary says: no, my friend, that is what you call an Albino. Have you ever seen a black goat among your white flock? It is the same way. Sometimes it just happens.



the chief says: ok, ok. I won't say anything about the white child, if you don't say anything about the black goat.
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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #20 on: March 11, 2006, 07:33:30 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on March 11, 2006, 06:56:42 pm
ok, ok,
so this missionary has been living in (it's supposed to just be africa, but let's say Sudan) for years. This tribal chief comes to him and says: "we're very upset with you. Here you are, teaching us about your supposed christian morality, and my neighbor's wife just had a white baby with blonde hair."
the missionary says: no, my friend, that is what you call an Albino. Have you ever seen a black goat among your white flock? It is the same way. Sometimes it just happens.



the chief says: ok, ok. I won't say anything about the white child, if you don't say anything about the black goat.

So this happened to "the chief", eh? Suuuuuuuuure it did.
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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #21 on: March 13, 2006, 02:44:38 pm »
Quote from: miles on March 11, 2006, 03:31:25 pm
used it as his cumbucket.

Dude, cumbucket is so crude.  Say jizz jar, it's much more proper.

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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #22 on: March 13, 2006, 03:27:04 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on March 13, 2006, 02:44:38 pm
Say jizz jar, it's much more proper.


Aw jeez, here we go with the language prescriptivists again.  ;)
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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #23 on: March 13, 2006, 03:28:11 pm »
Off topic:  True story: I was working customer service for a bank, and hence took calls from all over Canada.  A woman from Toronto was on the phone with me arguing over her credit card bill, and asked my location, and I replied Winnipeg.  She made some crude comment about me being a stupid Westerner, and I explained that I was actually from the middle of the country, to which she replied that I was a Westerner to her, and I responded that being located where she was that the majority of the country is to the West of her.  Even though I said this all in a very calm, conversational tone, it angered her deeply.  Probably because she knew there was nothing I could do about her overdue bill other than telling her to pay it.

On topic:  I am glad that I do not live in a country that would force me to marry my shower sprayer.

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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2006, 03:29:28 pm »
Quote from: side_show on March 13, 2006, 03:28:11 pm
On topic:  I am glad that I do not live in a country that would force me to marry my shower sprayer.


No, but if you use my shower sprayer, there'll be nuptials.
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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #25 on: March 13, 2006, 03:30:43 pm »
Quote from: side_show on March 13, 2006, 03:28:11 pm
On topic:  I am glad that I do not live in a country that would force me to marry my shower sprayer.

I'm surprised Rick Santorium hasn't tried to outlaw that.

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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #26 on: March 13, 2006, 05:08:54 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on March 13, 2006, 03:29:28 pm
No, but if you use my shower sprayer, there'll be nuptials.

Hell with that, you people are not even allowed to date my shower sprayer. I know what youall are like.
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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #27 on: March 13, 2006, 08:35:03 pm »
Quote from: side_show on March 13, 2006, 03:28:11 pm
On topic:  I am glad that I do not live in a country that would force me to marry my shower sprayer.

HOWDY! I'm an innocent young man from a podunk town who's just moved to the BIGGGG city! And, as such, it took me a minute to figure out what that meant! Then I was like, ohhh, you guys!
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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #28 on: March 13, 2006, 09:05:52 pm »
man...
if Rick Santorum knew about that, he would be so mad at his wife.
she said she needed it for a back problem.
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Re: Man Forced to Marry Goat
« Reply #29 on: March 14, 2006, 01:34:17 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on March 13, 2006, 09:05:52 pm
man...
if Rick Santorum knew about that, he would be so mad at his wife.
she said she needed it for a back problem.

I hear that, whenever Mrs. Santorum sees an Herbal Essences commercial, she spreads her legs and thinks of England!
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