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My meteoric rise to the middle...
« on: March 10, 2006, 05:46:16 am »
Sorry for my recent absence from the world of TOUAMB, I have been much consumed by my life.

Since my play is about to launch next month, and pictures of me looking horrible have already begun popping up in mass emailings by the theatre, I thought I would cut things off at the pass by finally posting an actual picture of myself where I don't look like I'm half dead or a grinning idiot.  Check out the link to my blog - I had my first professional photo shoot, thankfully with a good friend, and this picture is one of the results.  There I am looking sort of like a shit disturber.  It's about the only picture of me out there that I actually like.  There it is.  My face.  If you must ejaculate or vomit, please aim to the left.

Anyway, I won't be around much until mid-April, but I've been asked by the theatre to post to my blog on an on and off basis about my experiences developing the play, which the audiences will be invited to read.  If you want to track my meteoric rise to the middle, the play's title is "A Very Polite Genocide or The Girl Who Fell to Earth" and my blog is the place to be for smarmy self-promoting updates.

Cheers!
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Re: My meteoric rise to the middle...
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2006, 05:50:40 am »
And to think all this time you've been hiding behind the fascade of a well-dressed feline.

P.S. I forgot to turn to the left, first.  Please send me the dry-cleaning bill.  Do not save the stained outfit like that presidential secretary did.
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Re: My meteoric rise to the middle...
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2006, 05:52:06 am »
I must ejaculate. Left, you say? I can do that. I can come in all directions.
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Re: My meteoric rise to the middle...
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2006, 01:54:33 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on March 10, 2006, 05:52:06 am
...I can come in all directions.

It is both a talent and a curse.

Thanks for tying a name to a face - excellent photos.  Good luck with the play, I'm sure it'll be wonderful.
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Re: My meteoric rise to the middle...
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2006, 01:56:30 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on March 10, 2006, 05:52:06 am
I must ejaculate. Left, you say? I can do that. I can come in all directions.

So Nabu was secretly Peter North all along!
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Re: My meteoric rise to the middle...
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2006, 02:31:53 pm »
Melanie, you're as beautiful as I always imagined you to be.  Where's the :) with hearts coming out of it?

Good luck with the play, break a leg.  I couldn't find anything on Google, can you give us more information?

~Paul
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Re: My meteoric rise to the middle...
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2006, 03:22:42 pm »
Smells photo has so much sass that it came out of my monitor and smacked me around a little bit, but in all honesty I kind of liked it.


Congrats and good luck!
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Re: My meteoric rise to the middle...
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2006, 04:54:23 pm »
I think I'm missing something. Mainly a picture? Did you take the link away?
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Re: My meteoric rise to the middle...
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2006, 04:58:22 pm »
Quote from: side_show on March 10, 2006, 05:46:16 am
Check out the link to my blog - I had my first professional photo shoot, thankfully with a good friend, and this picture is one of the results.

You actually have to work, Hobo.  Go to her profile to find the link to her blog.
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Re: My meteoric rise to the middle...
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2006, 05:00:34 pm »
Quote from: miles on March 11, 2006, 04:58:22 pm
You actually have to work, Hobo.  Go to her profile to find the link to her blog.

See also: clicking the little globe icon beneath her avatar.



Lovely photos, side_show.
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Re: My meteoric rise to the middle...
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2006, 05:45:24 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on March 11, 2006, 05:00:34 pm
See also: clicking the little globe icon beneath her avatar.

I suck at the internet.  I don't know what those little icons are for.
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Re: My meteoric rise to the middle...
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2006, 07:34:43 pm »
Quote from: miles on March 11, 2006, 05:45:24 pm
I suck at the internet.  I don't know what those little icons are for.

The funny thing is, you have one of those little globes, too.
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Re: My meteoric rise to the middle...
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2006, 07:39:23 pm »
I swear to god I did not put that there.
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Re: My meteoric rise to the middle...
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2006, 08:37:36 pm »
My favorite quote from sideshow's blog:

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Well, I've come to find that having a blog is a lot like having Sea Monkeys - all exciting at first, then easy to ignore later.

From now on I will remind myself in many other areas of life that it gets boring to keep feeding the sea monkeys but you have to hang in there.
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Re: My meteoric rise to the middle...
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2006, 08:41:39 pm »
Quote from: miles on March 11, 2006, 07:39:23 pm
I swear to god I did not put that there.

Some guy named MilesMoon did. You should kick his ass.
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