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March 14, 2006: D...dad?
« on: March 14, 2006, 01:09:29 am »
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Re: March 14, 2006: D...dad?
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2006, 01:13:53 am »
IS THIS THE TWILIGHT ZONE WHAT TIME IS IT I GOTTA GO EAT DINNER FOOD
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Re: March 14, 2006: D...dad?
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2006, 01:14:37 am »
damn, man.  i still hold a candle for a beef victory, though.  a flickering candle, but a candle all the same. 



and it smells like hope.





[size=05pt]and strawberries.[/size]
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Re: March 14, 2006: D...dad?
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2006, 01:22:06 am »
Holy crappin' crap, sports fans! Could it be? A from-nowhere victory for Rodney himself?!

You know, I always just sort of assumed that Ramses/Rodney was dead, especially given the reverent tone in which Mrs. S. discusses him. What's up with this?
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Re: March 14, 2006: D...dad?
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2006, 01:23:58 am »
I think I just wet my ****** a little bit and I'm afraid it's not urine.  I'd check what it was but I fear that it might be blood.

This, though slightly cliched, is something that Stad just might be able to do right enough that I could completely take back all the meh comments of the last 3 days. 



And though I don't have any lighting devices for a Beef victory, I do wait for the story to switch back toward him.  I thought I saw it here with Ray beginning to realize what kind of a good friend Beef is but as usual Beef is gonna get the backseat shaft.

Wait, that's not what I meant at all... dammit.  I hate days like today.


(Also, compare and contrast with the one Beef dad story we have and the poignancy of Beef's awe at meeting Rodney becomes just a little more bittersweet.  Damn I went from ecstatic to mopey in 2.5 seconds and this is a cartoon about cats with thongs and the like.  I think I need a vacation)
« Last Edit: March 14, 2006, 01:27:31 am by misterqueue »
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Re: March 14, 2006: D...dad?
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2006, 01:25:20 am »
My impression was that the walls penning in the acres were opaque. I guess they're hockey-style plexiglass barriers.
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Re: March 14, 2006: D...dad?
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2006, 01:26:00 am »
Quote from: misterqueue on March 14, 2006, 01:23:58 am
I think I just wet my ****** a little bit and I'm afraid it's not urine.  I'd check what it was but I fear that it might be blood.

This, though slightly cliched, is something that Stad just might be able to do right enough that I could completely take back all the meh comments of the last 3 days. 



And though I don't have any lighting devices for a Beef victory, I do wait for the story to switch back toward him.  I thought I saw it here with Ray beginning to realize what kind of a good friend Beef is but as usual Beef is gonna get the backseat shaft.

Wait, that's not what I meant at all... dammit.  I hate days like today.

I believe, good sir, that I gave YOUR MOM the backseat shaft LAST NIGHT.
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Re: March 14, 2006: D...dad?
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2006, 01:27:05 am »
Quote from: misterqueue on March 14, 2006, 01:23:58 am
I think I just wet my ****** a little bit and I'm afraid it's not urine.  I'd check what it was but I fear that it might be blood.

You wet your automaton? Naughty, naughty Q.

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And though I don't have any lighting devices for a Beef victory, I do wait for the story to switch back toward him.  I thought I saw it here with Ray beginning to realize what kind of a good friend Beef is but as usual Beef is gonna get the backseat shaft.

Wait, that's not what I meant at all... dammit.  I hate days like today.

See, the thing is that you're assuming that Rodney showing up is actually a good thing for SoRod. Old Man Smuckles is a canny fighter -- no doubt he realizes how Ray has been coasting thus far, fugues notwithstanding. Who's to say he approves of Ray's strategy?
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Re: March 14, 2006: D...dad?
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2006, 01:29:10 am »
How many Chochacho medals are there, damn it?
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Re: March 14, 2006: D...dad?
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2006, 01:30:30 am »
Quote from: V-Adore on March 14, 2006, 01:27:05 am
You wet your automaton? Naughty, naughty Q.

See, the thing is that you're assuming that Rodney showing up is actually a good thing for SoRod. Old Man Smuckles is a canny fighter -- no doubt he realizes how Ray has been coasting thus far, fugues notwithstanding. Who's to say he approves of Ray's strategy?

See part of my update to the comment above.

Here's the deal though.  Rodney isn't in the gates and he hasn't been fighting for all the days.  He's there like.. hell.. I dunno.  Michael Landon in Highway to Heaven.  Sage advice style only with more liquor and spittle in his veins.  "The hell you boys better start acting like men!"

Seriously though, Beef is getting the backseat shaft.  I don't care how many times me saying that makes Bobby lust after my mom, it's true.
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Re: March 14, 2006: D...dad?
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2006, 01:31:26 am »
At least Ray knows that Beef is responsible for everything. Ray has such good luck he easily could've remained oblivious. And I'm also thinking that Ray's about to get chewed out and possibly smacked around by good ol' dad
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Re: March 14, 2006: D...dad?
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2006, 01:33:56 am »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on March 14, 2006, 01:29:10 am
How many Chochacho medals are there, damn it?

I thought the glasses were handed down as well...
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Re: March 14, 2006: D...dad?
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2006, 01:39:22 am »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on March 14, 2006, 01:29:10 am
How many Chochacho medals are there, damn it?

You're just jealous that you don't have one.
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Re: March 14, 2006: D...dad?
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2006, 01:41:34 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on March 14, 2006, 01:31:26 am
At least Ray knows that Beef is responsible for everything. Ray has such good luck he easily could've remained oblivious. And I'm also thinking that Ray's about to get chewed out and possibly smacked around by good ol' dad

IRC predicts the smacking around will result in collateral beef death.
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Re: March 14, 2006: D...dad?
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2006, 01:42:32 am »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on March 14, 2006, 01:41:34 am
IRC predicts the smacking around will result in collateral beef death.

And as we all know, IRC is never wrong.  We did tests... bitches.
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