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[Carlos del Vaca]

To play dentist's advocate, I presume that the implied rider there was "... and if they can't stay adequately cleaned, you're risking serious tooth decay and things worse than just having them out now."

That would make sense, wouldn't it?  But I'm quite serious about keeping them clean, having been told that wisdom teeth are sometimes neglected.  And on my last dental visit, the hygeniest said, "Wow, you're doing a good job taking care of those wisdom teeth."

The hell you yank my teeth.

[AugustWest]

Uh Paul, when it's time for you to get a colonoscopy, please post a warning in the thread. 

Or better yet, just link to the photos.

[lprkn]

Or better yet, just link to the photos.

Because, as already established, there are some sick fucks around here.

[misterqueue]

*waggles brows*

[lprkn]

*draws blinds, locks door, makes sure phone number is unlisted*

[sunnystar]

Q, did you just waggle your eyebrow at Paul's colonoscopy pics? 

[misterqueue]

Q, did you just waggle your eyebrow at Paul's colonoscopy pics? 

Actually it was at LepreKHAAAAN!   "Whenever the name of sick fuckery is called out;  there shall I be."  (Book of Queue Chapter 13 Verse 42)

[Hobot]

Q, did you just waggle your eyebrow at Paul's colonoscopy pics? 

I'm filing that thought in my "To Actively Repress" folder.

[lprkn]

How full is that particular folder these days?

With Q around, you just might need two folders.

[pmcd9]

I'm filing that thought in my "To Actively Repress" folder.

Would it ease your mind to know that i've never had a colonoscopy, and if I did I wouldn't post the pictures here.

Here's something you might find even more disturbing.  I know my Mother sure did.

~Paul

[Hobot]

How full is that particular folder these days?

With Q around, you just might need two folders.

Oh, it's mighty full.  In fact, I should have explained that there is an entire dusty room full of floor-to-ceiling filing cabinets containing just such folders in my mind.  I was referring to the most recent folder in this series, to be sure.

[misterqueue]

Oh, it's mighty full.  In fact, I should have explained that there is an entire dusty room full of floor-to-ceiling filing cabinets containing just such folders in my mind.  I was referring to the most recent folder in this series, to be sure.

Do I have to tell the bursting skin rash story again?


I'll do it.  I swear.

[Turbo Ninja]

I had three of my wisdom teeth removed ten months ago.  One, my lower left, was growing perpendicular to the rest of my teeth and actually causing bone in my jaw to erode.  That sumbitch got cut up real good before it could be extracted.  The top ones were a breeze.  I did not keep them.

I was 28 when I had the surgery, so I was expecting hell of complications due to a mature mouth.  Full knockout, plus what was listed on my bill as "supplementary dosage" of whatever they used.  Could you imagine how lousy it would've been to wake up when they were only 85% finished?  Turns out the surgeon who worked on me is also one of the team doctors for the local professional hockey club, so he was probably used to working on guys my age with busted grills.

I remember everything from the second I woke up in the recovery room to the second I put my head down on the couch to sleep off the drugs.  I even walked up a flight of stairs.  Good times.  My jaw hurt like no other for two weeks and I lost ten pounds because my normal diet was replaced by yogurt and nutritional shakes (sip them from a cup rather than sucking them through a straw, which could dislodge the clots).  I was prescribed Oxycontin's generic stepbrother, of which I took two pills and then switched to Aleve. 

Surgery done on a Friday morning, back at work on Tuesday.  Five months later, it was all paid for.  The bills were the part that hurt the most.

[Nabubrush]

Turns out the surgeon who worked on me is also one of the team doctors for the local professional hockey club, so he was probably used to working on guys my age with busted grills.

Where do you live, please?

[side_show]

Would it ease your mind to know that i've never had a colonoscopy, and if I did I wouldn't post the pictures here.

Here's something you might find even more disturbing.  I know my Mother sure did.

~Paul

Your mother finds it disturbing, probably because you are a single mis-step away from certain death.  I find it disturbing, because I imagine you just leading that young man so far off the path to a good a proper life that he wont even remember anything healthy and pure to do with a communion wafer.