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Re: March 20, 2006 - BRING ON THE JEEPS, GOD DAMN YOU!
« Reply #30 on: March 20, 2006, 11:16:17 pm »
Ray was hoping for a tender moment with his father, and all he got was "I'll see one of you later." Brilliant.

I'm going on the record right now saying there won't be a Tuesday strip, though.
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Re: March 20, 2006 - BRING ON THE JEEPS, GOD DAMN YOU!
« Reply #31 on: March 20, 2006, 11:32:47 pm »
Quote from: Golfhaus on March 20, 2006, 11:16:17 pm
Ray was hoping for a tender moment with his father, and all he got was "I'll see one of you later." Brilliant.

I'm going on the record right now saying there won't be a Tuesday strip, though.

it is sad how predictable this is
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Re: March 20, 2006 - BRING ON THE JEEPS, GOD DAMN YOU!
« Reply #32 on: March 20, 2006, 11:33:43 pm »
I fully expect a "We return Wednesday!", followed possibly by another server-bombing.

BRING ON THE STRIPS, GOD DAMN YOU!
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Re: March 20, 2006 - BRING ON THE JEEPS, GOD DAMN YOU!
« Reply #33 on: March 20, 2006, 11:36:47 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on March 20, 2006, 11:33:43 pm
I fully expect a "We return Wednesday!", followed possibly by another server-bombing.

BRING ON THE STRIPS, GOD DAMN YOU!

I haven't had a server bomb since I was a kid.  Do they still come tri-colored and with a vague sugary berry flavor?


What?  Why is everyone looking at me like that?


What if we don't return until Thursday, what then?  Choco Tacos?  I DO NOT KNOW!
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Re: March 20, 2006 - BRING ON THE JEEPS, GOD DAMN YOU!
« Reply #34 on: March 21, 2006, 12:22:55 am »
Chochacho Tacos.
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Re: March 20, 2006 - BRING ON THE JEEPS, GOD DAMN YOU!
« Reply #35 on: March 21, 2006, 01:13:51 am »
oh my god
my family is going to the beach for spring break
and all I can think of is "how will I read achewood?"

AHHHHHHH
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Re: March 20, 2006 - BRING ON THE JEEPS, GOD DAMN YOU!
« Reply #36 on: March 21, 2006, 03:31:02 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on March 21, 2006, 01:13:51 am
oh my god
my family is going to the beach for spring break
and all I can think of is "how will I read achewood?"

AHHHHHHH

I regret to say that last week, when I was in Europe, checking Achewood was a major driver in me deciding to pay 60 euros for a week of wireless access.  This is my secret shame, made public by my own decree.

And thanks to Onstad's server catching fire and weird posting time, I still didn't get to read the strip before 3 pages of comments had already been made.  What a useless trip.  I mean, aside from Europe being awesome and all.
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Re: March 20, 2006 - BRING ON THE JEEPS, GOD DAMN YOU!
« Reply #37 on: March 21, 2006, 03:33:01 am »
At this point I really don't think Beef is secretly in control.

He can act a character... his tough / sly / manipulative wheels-within-wheel GOF persona has been flawless. However the latest developments have him reacting as himself and himself only... I don't think he's faking his terror of the Jeeps.

Now I'm not ruling out the chance for a Beef win, but it isn't because he's the hand on the chess piece right now.  I'd make other predictions, but we must remember here, we aren't prediction *logic* or *events* we are attempting to gaze into the future of the Mind Of Onstad, a future he himself is probably (so he has clamed in interviews) unaware.

I *AM* kind of hoping for the surprise return of Nightlife... but then, I hope for that with every arc.  I'd also like to see Beef beat the living veganase out of Pat... maybe not now, you know, just... sometime...

In closing, a belated "Great Scott! But this kicks!" for today's strips.  Here's hoping we won't be waiting until Wednesday.
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Re: March 20, 2006 - BRING ON THE JEEPS, GOD DAMN YOU!
« Reply #38 on: March 21, 2006, 03:43:12 am »
Quote from: acoxcae on March 21, 2006, 03:31:02 am
I regret to say that last week, when I was in Europe, checking Achewood was a major driver in me deciding to pay 60 euros for a week of wireless access.  This is my secret shame, made public by my own decree.

And thanks to Onstad's server catching fire and weird posting time, I still didn't get to read the strip before 3 pages of comments had already been made.  What a useless trip.  I mean, aside from Europe being awesome and all.
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Yeah yeah, 60 euros, server fire, awesome Europe... Yada yada yada.   Ok, I want to know what you've done with Sunny?

~Paul
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Re: March 20, 2006 - BRING ON THE JEEPS, GOD DAMN YOU!
« Reply #39 on: March 21, 2006, 03:45:31 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on March 21, 2006, 03:43:12 am
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Yeah yeah, 60 euros, server fire, awesome Europe... Yada yada yada.   Ok, I want to know what you've done with Sunny?

~Paul

Shes...safe.

Actually, she's sitting right next to me, doing homework.  Which is what she's been doing a lot of lately.  She says "She will return very soon.  Tomorrow."  She said it kind of ominously, if you ask me, but take it for what it's worth.
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Re: March 20, 2006 - BRING ON THE JEEPS, GOD DAMN YOU!
« Reply #40 on: March 21, 2006, 03:46:47 am »
Ray will all leap through a windshield and plant his feet in the driver's chest like Norris in Good Guys Wear Black

Or there will be five little posts out there on the corner.
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Re: March 20, 2006 - BRING ON THE JEEPS, GOD DAMN YOU!
« Reply #41 on: March 21, 2006, 03:53:02 am »
Shit, this whole arc has just been an excuse for Onstad to draw another kind of car.
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Re: March 20, 2006 - BRING ON THE JEEPS, GOD DAMN YOU!
« Reply #42 on: March 21, 2006, 04:01:01 am »
I guess Beef will have to get shot again  :(
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Re: March 20, 2006 - BRING ON THE JEEPS, GOD DAMN YOU!
« Reply #43 on: March 21, 2006, 04:51:57 am »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on March 20, 2006, 08:14:55 pm
Remember, Ray took apart a Honda Civic with his bare hands. I am sure he can straddle between the rollbars of two jeeps and whip the drivers on, Ben-Hur style.

man now I only regret setting my expectations so low
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Re: March 20, 2006 - BRING ON THE JEEPS, GOD DAMN YOU!
« Reply #44 on: March 21, 2006, 08:47:55 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on March 21, 2006, 03:53:02 am
Shit, this whole arc has just been an excuse for Onstad to draw another kind of car.

I very much fear you are right, sir. If you are, I will weep bitter tears.

And then go here and post "hey! That's a pretty good Jeep! I wonder if it comes in Aztec Gold?"
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