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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #45 on: March 21, 2006, 09:29:03 pm »
It is a '55 Bel-Aire, although I had to square-off the back a little to make the perspective look right.
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #46 on: March 21, 2006, 09:55:51 pm »
Quote from: sunnystar on March 21, 2006, 09:24:47 pm
The big project for school is over and I'm back from Paris and I have returned! Mwahaha! I mean..:)

Can I just say how much I love the Inline Edit button when it comes to reading tiny tiny fonts? No more copying and pasting or hitting quote like a savage
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #47 on: March 21, 2006, 10:18:00 pm »
Can I just say how much I hate tiny fonts that can't be read without special effort?  It is not funny anymore.
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #48 on: March 21, 2006, 10:20:36 pm »
Quote from: wombat on March 21, 2006, 10:18:00 pm
Can I just say how much I hate tiny fonts that can't be read without special effort?  It is not funny anymore.

Great, now you're going to get a bunch of responses from brats like this.
« Last Edit: March 22, 2006, 03:33:59 am by jough »
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #49 on: March 21, 2006, 10:21:34 pm »
Quote from: wombat on March 21, 2006, 10:18:00 pm
Can I just say how much I hate tiny fonts that can't be read without special effort?  It is not funny anymore.

Thanks for standing up for us geriatrics.  I hate this too.
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #50 on: March 21, 2006, 10:24:15 pm »
I will admit to using small fonts on occasion, but always with a narrative implied.  Since it's hard to convey emotion or intonation through typing, and I think emoticons are the cheap way out, I'll use font sizes, typefaces, or text effects to convey that.

Still, I never go below 6pt.  I have some respect for the internet.
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #51 on: March 21, 2006, 10:25:35 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on March 21, 2006, 10:21:34 pm
Thanks for standing up for us geriatrics.  I hate this too.

Likewise.  Making it small enough that you can still read it unaided can be amusing, but beyond that is just annoying.
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #52 on: March 21, 2006, 10:26:00 pm »
I apologize. It was only because what was in the tiny font was of so little importance. Kind of like this.

Oh bother.
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #53 on: March 21, 2006, 10:38:55 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on March 21, 2006, 10:20:36 pm
Great, now you're going to get a bunch of responses from brats like this.

And raise your hand if you just knew that misterQ was going to be one of them. 
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #54 on: March 21, 2006, 10:56:16 pm »
*raises hand sky high*

But then, what would TOUAMB be without Q's bratty responses. :)
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #55 on: March 22, 2006, 01:06:03 am »
Now I want to know how the other two jeeps will fall to Ray's ingenious use of left-over turkey, and a spork, respectively.
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #56 on: March 22, 2006, 01:14:31 am »
Is there some way to disable a car engine with skillful insertion of a spork?  This seems like something that someone on this board would know.
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #57 on: March 22, 2006, 01:33:07 am »
Sure there is.  Position the spoony part of the sport against the air intake butterfly.  It'll keep the valve from opening, keep the engine from getting enough air, and prevent engine workage.

Alternatively, if you wanted it to work for a little while first, put your spork handle into the oil sender line, either at the bottom of the block or near the pump.  The engine will work until the oil ceases flowing, which will cause either a crippling overheating or a complete seizure.  Either one is no good.

You could probably just jam it in the driver's eye, too.
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #58 on: March 22, 2006, 03:21:05 am »
acoxcae = macguyver
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #59 on: March 22, 2006, 03:32:50 am »
Quote from: lprkn on March 22, 2006, 03:21:05 am
acoxcae = macguyver

"Acoxcae, save us from the Jeeps!"

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