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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #60 on: March 22, 2006, 04:54:52 am »
Quote from: rpwalk on March 21, 2006, 02:41:57 pm
The things that make you register for an account...

The square headlight Jeeps were manufactured from 1987 to 1995.  So, no, they are not from 1962.

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Quote from: yotayquiero on March 21, 2006, 08:24:00 pm
Alright, I've been holding off, but I feel I finally have something to contribute:

It's not a skull.  It's a plush toy lashed to the grille. 

For more on the bizarre phenomenon of cute and cuddly stuffed animals lashed to the front of tough men's trucks, see the New York Times article, "They're Soft and Cuddly, So Why Lash Them to the Front of a Truck?"  Here's an excerpt (don't read if you're annoyed by the overly long first post):


Two absolutely first-rate first-posts. Lurkers, take a fucking page from these books.
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #61 on: March 22, 2006, 05:04:30 am »
Hear him! Hear him!

Say something worthwhile or STFU. Kudos to those two.

Hmmm... guess I've just violated my own rule...
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #62 on: March 22, 2006, 06:55:18 am »
AW: More than somewhat, but your calming fried egg visage will save you everytime in my books.

For my money it still looks like a skull but given how easily it went up I'll accept 'plush toy skull'.
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #63 on: March 22, 2006, 12:39:06 pm »
Quote from: lprkn on March 22, 2006, 03:21:05 am
acoxcae = macguyver

My SO is macguyver?! AWESOME!...and to think it only took like two years to discover this...and with the help of TOUAMB...hmmm...
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #64 on: March 22, 2006, 02:07:18 pm »
Quote from: sunnystar on March 22, 2006, 12:39:06 pm
My SO is macguyver?! AWESOME!...and to think it only took like two years to discover this...and with the help of TOUAMB...hmmm...

Yeah but now you've got to constantly fend off Patty and Selma. Not to mention the occasional trips to Stargate Command.
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #65 on: March 22, 2006, 02:53:19 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on March 22, 2006, 02:07:18 pm
Yeah but now you've got to constantly fend off Patty and Selma. Not to mention the occasional trips to Stargate Command.

"Just close your eyes and think of MacGyver."
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #66 on: March 22, 2006, 05:14:14 pm »
Quote from: sunnystar on March 22, 2006, 12:39:06 pm
My SO is macguyver?! AWESOME!...and to think it only took like two years to discover this...and with the help of TOUAMB...hmmm...

Sometimes all it takes is a fresh perspective. Like when Lois found out that Clark was Superman, it was like, "Oh, so that's why I've never seen them together; and everytime a plane is going to crash, Clark disappears!"

Lois Lane is not very smart, for a reporter.

Not to say that you're not bright, in fact you are Sunny!
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #67 on: March 23, 2006, 12:40:38 am »
Hobot, I think I am in love with you.

but really, you made me laugh. Congrats on that.

I just imagined one of those scenes where a guy is trying hard not to be aroused, and he's like 'um... baseball. richard nixon....macguyver... NOOOOO'

the man thinks about MacGuyver, and it makes him aroused.
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #68 on: March 23, 2006, 02:57:56 am »
Why wouldn't he?

The thought of saving the day (and the damsels) with nothing but my wits and a paper-clip should make everyone aroused!
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #69 on: March 23, 2006, 05:22:45 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on March 23, 2006, 12:40:38 am
Hobot, I think I am in love with you.

but really, you made me laugh. Congrats on that.

I just imagined one of those scenes where a guy is trying hard not to be aroused, and he's like 'um... baseball. richard nixon....macguyver... NOOOOO'

the man thinks about MacGuyver, and it makes him aroused.

As flattered as I am to be the object of your internet affections, I cannot live a lie: That post of mine that made you laugh was just a quote from "The Simpsons."  I am sorry about this; if you don't love me anymore, I understand.
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #70 on: March 23, 2006, 05:31:37 am »
The Simpsons references only make you more loveable around here, Ho'.
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #71 on: March 23, 2006, 07:46:17 am »
Quote from: jough on March 23, 2006, 05:31:37 am
The Simpsons references only make you more loveable around here, Ho'.

Really, I'm only here to pick up Cort's (occasional) slack.
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #72 on: March 23, 2006, 05:08:18 pm »
oh.
I was thinking more "spread your legs and think of england"
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #73 on: March 23, 2006, 06:57:29 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on March 23, 2006, 05:08:18 pm
oh.
I was thinking more "spread your legs and think of england"

I am sorry to have failed you.
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Re: March 21, 2006 - Doing a wheelie
« Reply #74 on: March 24, 2006, 12:46:07 am »
I'll forgive you.

...cause I love you(??)
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