Yeah, I'm a bit awkward too. But your avatar is fuzzy, so that's awesome.
The resistor rings were a suprise. We realized on Thursday that, if I wanted health insurance without breaking the bank, we would need to get married the next day. We got the license on our lunch break Thursday, and went to the courthouse for the complementary group ceremony on Friday. At 3 pm, August 19th, we were joined together in the eyes of the law by Judge Pinkie Toomer. I was not expecting rings or anything, but my man was off on Friday, and he's mighty handy with electronics and solder and stuff, so he whipped them up. We then celebrated in the stock room of my job (hence all the sciency-looking junk behind us). And, I lived the dream I'd had since childhood - I got married in my Chuck Ts. We honeymooned at the local science museum.
The rings, sadly, weren't all that comfortable, and they have been retired.
I highly recommend eloping for insurance/tax benefits. It's way low stress, with a lot of payoff. I mean, living in sin was great and all, but now we've got all of that fun, plus cheap car insurance. It's a win-win.