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[pmcd9]

You've probably never heard of her before, neither had I.  That's because she only joined on March 23 of this year and has "0" posts.  But she did go to the trouble of completely filling out her profile and for that she should be rewarded with a severe TOUAMB n00b hazing.  She has a myspace account which, if you visit, will quickly discover she is a big fan of the Beatles and Ben Folds.  She's from Austrailia so it's already late in the day for her so let's give her the Birthday thread she deserves.

~Paul

[FlipConstantine]

You go Gerl.  You ride the lightning dammit.

ALSO: Why hasn't Myspace been kicked off the internet for being the most impossible to use and poorly designed website in history?  And for allowing people to use anchored background images that have simillar colors to the text on the page??  Yes I'm looking at you

[wombat]

Let's pick on people who've registered and never posted.  How about Morpheme Girl, who has an interesting name and a blog complaining about being a teacher?  If you have time to have a blog or a Myspace page (ugh), you have time to post, you Lazy McLurker#####es.

[AlohaDawg]

AppleGerls myspace page gave me a headache. It is very busy.

[smick]

You go Gerl.  You ride the lightning dammit.

ALSO: Why hasn't Myspace been kicked off the internet for being the most impossible to use and poorly designed website in history?  And for allowing people to use anchored background images that have simillar colors to the text on the page??  Yes I'm looking at you

Seriously.   MySpace users should NOT have the ability to make anything come out of my speakers.   They're not old enough to be trusted with that responsibility, and manage to screw it up and every chance they get.

Also, I don't understand the following: Johnny Shaggyhead, spending 5 or 6 hours crafting every kind of seizure inducing banality onto his profile page finds that it's twice as wide as his browser window.   This doesn't bother him at all.

[Apple Gerl]

WOWWW

Heyy... people from the achewood boards
Way to get a good welcome!
Thanks for the birthday wishes, and uh.. noob hazing.. am pretty chuffed!
I haven't posted yet 'cause i thought i'd be labelled a GOF noob for sure. I was reading achewood a fair while before then.
So, yeah! i shall post now. I'm sorry my myspace gives you a headache Alohadawg. You might have been reading it before i changed the font to an easier-to-read yellow. If not... i am still sorry.

I RIDE THE LIGHTNING!

[Apple Gerl]

*easier to read blue

[Drygioni]

Happy birthday! And welcome. I reckon trying to avoid the whole 'GOF n00b' label is ultimately futile. Anyone registering around the fertile member-producing period of the G.O.F will eventually be exposed as the bandwagon jumpers that they are, either through investigation or admittance on their very first post.

And before anyone points this out, I did use the words 'fertile', 'member', 'producing' and 'period' one after the other as a result of my inelegant prose. I did not want to point this out, but on this board I feel I have to do this. I'm looking at you.

[Hobot]

Happy birthday! And welcome. I reckon trying to avoid the whole 'GOF n00b' label is ultimately futile. Anyone registering around the fertile member-producing period of the G.O.F will eventually be exposed as the bandwagon jumpers that they are, either through investigation or admittance on their very first post.

And before anyone points this out, I did use the words 'fertile', 'member', 'producing' and 'period' one after the other as a result of my inelegant prose. I did not want to point this out, but on this board I feel I have to do this. I'm looking at you.

Hey, Q was going to say something sooner or later.  I thought I'd mix it up a bit.

[misterqueue]

I'm looking at you.

*cough*


Er yes.. happy birthday Apple "Misspelled Young Female Human".  I certainly hope it is a good one.


Ninja edit: Damn you Hobot, you win this time.

[jough]

Happy Birthday, n00b.  I hope you got some lovin' there down under.

Ifyouknowwhatimean.

[robot_god]

Austraila, man.  Man...  the internet goes that far?  That is crazy.  The internet:  What won't it do?



Oh, happy belated birthday!

[AlohaDawg]

And before anyone points this out, I did use the words 'fertile', 'member', 'producing' and 'period' one after the other as a result of my inelegant prose. I did not want to point this out, but on this board I feel I have to do this. I'm looking at you.

My fertile member has assisted in the producing of two tiny humans in a 17 month period.

[Apple Gerl]

i am again most grateful for the good wishes your humble personage(s) have sent!

As a fertile member i shall try to produce a good reputation of myself as not simply a GOF bandwagon jumper. This may take quite an extensive period of time. But i am a fertile member! and fertility shall prevail!
Er.. yeah!

[the gooseman]

Gerl is not mispelt.

gerl is a cool girl.

and this girl reads achewood, and annoyed the FUCK out of everyone with her Trail of Dead myspace music.

thus she is cool.

Thus she is a gerl.

uuuuuummm... happy birthday noob. you will get a mixtape one day.