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« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2006, 05:41:34 pm »
Quote from: FlipConstantine on April 06, 2006, 05:40:52 pm
Oh no, not again.

Paul also hit a whale?

Man it must've been a tiny whale to only do THAT amount of damage.
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« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2006, 06:11:37 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on April 06, 2006, 05:15:49 pm
I'm sure it said something like "I really should've looked both ways!"

Or "It would've been more ironic if the vehicle was a Dodge.  I hate dying without irony."

It sounds like Paul's deer was a reincarnation of T-Rex
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« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2006, 06:12:49 pm »
Sorry to drag this back on topic but - Come on, lurkers.  I dare you. Delurk and confess.  What is the sick fascincation of Q's profile?
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« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2006, 06:45:58 pm »
Quote from: wombat on April 06, 2006, 06:12:49 pm
Sorry to drag this back on topic but - Come on, lurkers.  I dare you. Delurk and confess.  What is the sick fascincation of Q's profile?

Q is hawtt. That's right, with a w and two t's. The ladies love a man who looks too young to grow facial hair.
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« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2006, 07:44:14 pm »
If only I'd known that I would become the Devilish Cabana Boy of the board I would've brought my nice towels.



Maybe my new tagline is "The Q: Servicing the Ladies of TOUAMB since 2005."

If the dudes need a drink from the bar however I don't mind snagging that on my way to the Ladies.
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« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2006, 08:28:45 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on April 06, 2006, 06:45:58 pm
Q is hawtt. That's right, with a w and two t's. The ladies love a man who looks too young to grow facial hair.

So, how was your week at Neverland Ranch, Q?
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« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2006, 08:36:45 pm »
Would've been better if lube had been involved.  Those Giraffes certainly have LONG necks.


...and sliding down them really burns if the metal slide isn't lubricated well enough.

What were you thinking?
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« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2006, 08:52:36 pm »
I'm really not thinking anything right now, mostly just recoiling.
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« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2006, 08:54:20 pm »
Enjoy your delicious Horror lepreKHAAAAN, courtesy of Q Industries!
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« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2006, 10:15:46 pm »
HARUSPEX
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« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2006, 10:16:45 pm »
You volunteering then Mr. Inevitable?

*raised eyebrow and stealthy blade*
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« Reply #26 on: April 07, 2006, 12:37:13 am »
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« Reply #27 on: April 07, 2006, 01:23:35 am »
Quote from: lprkn on April 07, 2006, 12:37:13 am
Haruspex!
I can't be the only one picturing that fark owl saying "Haruspex?"

Ok, maybe I can.

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« Reply #28 on: April 07, 2006, 06:54:06 pm »
For a change of pace someone was looking at my profile.  Now i'm paranoid.
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« Reply #29 on: April 07, 2006, 07:39:53 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on April 07, 2006, 06:54:06 pm
For a change of pace someone was looking at my profile.  Now i'm paranoid.

It gets worse.
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