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[misterqueue]

So, the boss comes up to me today and he says to me he says, "Hey Q... can you do time in Sacramento?"

To which I replied, "I've done time in San Quentin, only not really."

"No no. I need someone out there from April 19th to the 28th to cover one of our sites."

"Oh... sure.  I guess so."

"Okay then, so.. have fun."

I don't know fuck for fuck about Sacramento and I have nights and a whole weekend of free time.  Any suggestions? 



PS  This is Sacramento, CA we're talking about here.  Just in case anyone confused it with saaayyy... Sacramento KY

[AugustWest]

There is a Sacramento, Ky you know...  It's not far from Owensboro.

[miles]

The Sacramento Bee is one hell of a newspaper.

[AlohaDawg]

Probably the most boring part of California in terms of the granola factor*, but you can drive and park there and you probably won't get accidentally drive-byed.


i.e. fewer fruits, nuts and flakes than SanFran or SoCal

[misterqueue]

There is a Sacramento, Ky you know...  It's not far from Owensboro.

I know.. this is why I said it.

However, I had to look up another one to find out it existed.  I am not as witty as google makes me look.

[jough]

You don't look all that witty, Q.  It's all good.

Google doth make belletrists of us all.

[misterqueue]

You don't look all that witty, Q.  It's all good.

Google doth make belletrists of us all.

LOL!



1000 posts, and each one as sweet as a milky burp from the mouth of baby Ganesh.

[jough]

Congratulations on wasting your life, n00b.

[pmcd9]

There is a Sacramento, Ky you know...  It's not far from Owensboro.

You know it's really not helpful to tell someone that a town they've never heard of is near another town they've never heard of.

Just sayin' is all.

~Paul

[AugustWest]

You know it's really not helpful to tell someone that a town they've never heard of is near another town they've never heard of.

Just sayin' is all.

~Paul

Yeah, I know, but how many towns in Kentucky have people heard of.  (Not counting Bozack, Beatrice and maybe Ark.) Owensboro is like the 3d or 4th largest city in the state.

And yes, I have actually been in Sacramento, Ky.

[pmcd9]

Owensboro is like the 3d or 4th largest city in the state.

Austin is the fifth largest city in Texas.  If Salt Lake City were in Texas it would probably rank sixth.  But i've had this problem with my Mother who is from a little town called Milano.  I have to tell her anyone from outside Cameron county it don't do no good to tell them Milano is 8 miles from Rockdale.  Johnny Horton died in Milano Texas.

~Paul

[misterqueue]

Hrm.. a 3 hour burn there and back to show up for work again on Monday sounds doable... as long as I don't do it up Fear and Loathing style.



Then again...


Thanks Asher.

[Carlos del Vaca]

There is a minor league baseball team in Sacto.  They're at home the first few days you're there.

Not that I've ever seen them or know shit about Sacramento.  But that's the first think I check when I'm being sent out of town on business.

[AlohaDawg]

ALSO: A big OC FUCK YOU to you and your tiny subscript, 'Dawg.

I'll be disappointed if this didn't come with The Finger, Ash.

Of course not EVERYONE in Cali wears birkenstocks to the colonic clinic to clean out the bocaburgers on a weekly basis. But enough do...

[pmcd9]

For those who like sports injury horror, the reason for the rehab was Dravecky had a cancerous shoulder that required heavy surgery that in part included a chemical freezing of the humerus. Guy made it all the way back to the majors after surgery only to have his arm snap in mid pitch during one of his early return appearances.

Yeah, I saw that, his fuckin' arm broke off.

So fog, yeah. Watch out for the rampant Arnold rising outta the wild Tule Fog, I suppose.

Is this any relation to the Tulare Dust that Haggard sings about?

~Paul