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Author Topic: TWIST CHOMP -- Apr. 7, 2006.  (Read 21414 times)

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Re: TWIST CHOMP -- Apr. 7, 2006.
« Reply #105 on: April 11, 2006, 06:29:35 pm »
If that's the case, what the hell is the story behind "I've got to go see a man about a hoss."?
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Re: TWIST CHOMP -- Apr. 7, 2006.
« Reply #106 on: April 11, 2006, 07:04:27 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on April 11, 2006, 06:25:58 pm
My ex used to say, whenever she went to the toilet "I'm going to spend a penny."  When I pressed her for an explanation she said that in olden times it cost a penny to use a public toilet in England.

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Re: TWIST CHOMP -- Apr. 7, 2006.
« Reply #107 on: April 11, 2006, 09:53:59 pm »
Appropriate of nothing, I just looked at the text under Judyetc's avatar and realized that it is actually a picture of Iggy Pop.

I had been operating under the assumption that it was a picture of Ellen DeGeneres since I joined this message board.
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Re: TWIST CHOMP -- Apr. 7, 2006.
« Reply #108 on: April 11, 2006, 09:58:08 pm »
He looked like he'd been rode hard and put away wet even back in the day. Yikes.

And now that you mention it, I totally see the Ellen resemblance. Maybe it's just this crummy monitor.
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Re: TWIST CHOMP -- Apr. 7, 2006.
« Reply #109 on: April 11, 2006, 10:02:04 pm »
Quote from: Mite on April 11, 2006, 09:58:08 pm
He looked like he'd been rode hard and put away wet.

Hey don't knock that.  Some of my most fondly remembered nights ended that way.


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Re: TWIST CHOMP -- Apr. 7, 2006.
« Reply #110 on: April 11, 2006, 11:56:30 pm »
You gotta watch that, though. You'll mildew, and then you've either got to throw yourself out or boil yourself for 15 minutes.
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Re: TWIST CHOMP -- Apr. 7, 2006.
« Reply #111 on: April 12, 2006, 02:10:12 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on April 11, 2006, 09:53:59 pm
Appropriate of nothing, I just looked at the text under Judyetc's avatar and realized that it is actually a picture of Iggy Pop.

I had been operating under the assumption that it was a picture of Ellen DeGeneres since I joined this message board.

I had been assuming that it was some famous person named Judy who I didn't recognize.  And I had no idea why the text underneath was the title of a movie about Van Gogh.
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Re: TWIST CHOMP -- Apr. 7, 2006.
« Reply #112 on: April 12, 2006, 02:23:14 am »
Quote from: wombat on April 12, 2006, 02:10:12 am
I had no idea why the text underneath was the title of a movie about Van Gogh.

No silly, it's the Carnival Cruise Lines theme song.

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Re: TWIST CHOMP -- Apr. 7, 2006.
« Reply #113 on: April 12, 2006, 02:58:46 am »
That's Iggy Pop?  I thought it was the guy that gets hustled in the montage in The Color of Money.
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Re: TWIST CHOMP -- Apr. 7, 2006.
« Reply #114 on: April 12, 2006, 05:22:47 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on April 12, 2006, 02:23:14 am
No silly, it's the Carnival Cruise Lines theme song.

Am I the only one completely surprised that Weird Al hasn't done a song to that tune yet?

Something about winning lunch for life off the MacDonalds Monopoly game or somesuch?

It seems to Write Itself.
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Re: TWIST CHOMP -- Apr. 7, 2006.
« Reply #115 on: April 12, 2006, 07:04:22 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on April 12, 2006, 02:23:14 am
No silly, it's the Carnival Cruise Lines theme song.

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Re: TWIST CHOMP -- Apr. 7, 2006.
« Reply #116 on: April 12, 2006, 12:44:43 pm »
Quote from: goldenchurchhill on April 12, 2006, 07:04:22 am
Do they know it is about heroin?

A Carnival Cruise is the new heroin.

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Re: TWIST CHOMP -- Apr. 7, 2006.
« Reply #117 on: April 12, 2006, 03:51:34 pm »
That's the attraction, isn't it?   I mean, once you're out in international waters.
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