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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #60 on: April 10, 2006, 03:27:36 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on April 10, 2006, 02:58:56 pm
Au contraire!  Artichoke leaves are delicious with a multitude of sauces (curried mayo, anyone) or on their own.  And artichoke hearts are easily worth the work it takes to reach them.

C'mon, the artichoke is a one note symphony and you know it.

~Paul
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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #61 on: April 10, 2006, 03:53:07 pm »
Asparagus.

Did you know:  If you chop a lot of garlic and have the smell on your hands, you can get rid of it by rubbing coffee grounds on your hands.
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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #62 on: April 10, 2006, 04:13:38 pm »
Asparagus was a tempting answer but it's affects on odors and whatnot where it counts* eliminated it from contention. But some grilled asparagus with a medium rare 14oz steak is still condensed and purified awesome.



*I'm talkin' Down Town!
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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #63 on: April 10, 2006, 04:26:34 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on April 10, 2006, 04:13:38 pm
*I'm talkin' Down Town!

Thank you, Star Jones.
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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #64 on: April 10, 2006, 04:40:49 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on April 10, 2006, 04:26:34 pm
Thank you, Star Jones.

I saw a clip of her on The Soup (formerly Talk Soup) this weekend and her head looked like skin was pulled tightly around a malformed skeleton's skull.  I mean, I've seen some alien-lookin' people, but she was just out-of-hand.
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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #65 on: April 10, 2006, 04:54:32 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on April 10, 2006, 04:26:34 pm
Thank you, Star Jones.

Wait, does she seriously say that? I just assumed this was standard Simpsons mockery.
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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #66 on: April 10, 2006, 04:59:13 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on April 10, 2006, 04:54:32 pm
Wait, does she seriously say that? I just assumed this was standard Simpsons mockery.

I have no idea; I was referring to the "Simpsons" bit.
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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #67 on: April 10, 2006, 06:28:53 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on April 10, 2006, 04:46:33 am
Terri Schiavo?

Zing!

Like the tomato: may or may not be a vegetable, depending on who you talk to.

This is why I love this board.  Tomatoes and Terry Schiavo, figures of controversy in the same discussion.   Rock!
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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #68 on: April 10, 2006, 06:59:23 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on April 10, 2006, 03:53:07 pm
Asparagus.

Did you know:  If you chop a lot of garlic and have the smell on your hands, you can get rid of it by rubbing coffee grounds on your hands.

Now i know what to do if I can't get the smell of coffee off my hands.

Also, Wombat, I keep inviting you and you keep not coming.



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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #69 on: April 11, 2006, 12:40:36 am »
Can I choose sweet potato?  I love sweet potatoes.
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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #70 on: April 11, 2006, 01:12:03 am »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on April 10, 2006, 06:59:23 pm
Also, Wombat, I keep inviting you and you keep not coming.


Because you don't have a clear enough plan for what we do when I refuse to go home. Adopt me? Have me arrested? Poison dart gun full of anesthetic and drive me to the airport fast before it wears off?  Will airlines even accept an unconscious passenger?

And what about the burdock root?
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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #71 on: April 11, 2006, 02:16:39 am »
I don't know if it's a vegetable, but rhubarb for the win!

I also think that vegetables should be renamed vagetables. More people would eat vagetables.
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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #72 on: April 11, 2006, 03:53:39 am »
Quote from: lprkn on April 11, 2006, 02:16:39 am
I also think that vegetables should be renamed vagetables. More people would eat vagetables.

I expect only the vagitarians like those.
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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #73 on: April 11, 2006, 08:39:35 am »
Quote from: Mite on April 10, 2006, 01:46:42 am
I had a 5 pound sack of bunny love in my fridge not a week ago.

Mite I know you not but you have brought joy (and a sig) to my life.

Man you guys have some freaky tastes when it comes to vegetables, maybe it's just because my parents idea of cooking just about every vegetable is to boil it for about half an hour (and then mash it if it is a root vegetable) but I find it hard to get my love on for anything that isn't green and crispy.
Carrots basically make me think of eating moist sawdust.
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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #74 on: April 11, 2006, 11:06:11 am »
Anytime, deary, anytime. Woohoo! I'm a sig!

I also come from a place where we boil vegetables until they can do no harm to anyone. I'm enjoying the south, because here they boil them to death with a ham hock, or bacon, or a whole pig or something. Changes the dynamic a bit.
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