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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #120 on: April 20, 2006, 07:26:17 pm »
Garlic is standing right on the line between 'plant item used for flavoring" and 'vegetable'.



In my mind, a vegetable is something you can prepare and eat and tell people "I'm having -------ed vegetable with my porkchops.

Like, say, steamed carrots, or braised broccoli. I can't think of a dish where garlic is the central ingredient (although there are garlic soups out there). It's like chives that way.

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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #121 on: April 20, 2006, 10:16:23 pm »
What about dudes who eat roasted garlic on bread?
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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #122 on: April 20, 2006, 10:43:20 pm »
What about the dude that's eating butter and bread?

Dude's eating bread. With some garlic on it. The main part is the bread.
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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #123 on: April 20, 2006, 11:13:09 pm »
Man, I could eat buttered bread all day.  The most indulgent of meals.
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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #124 on: April 20, 2006, 11:15:33 pm »
Quote from: *****_god on April 20, 2006, 11:13:09 pm
Man, I could eat buttered bread all day.  The most indulgent of meals.

It was my birthday, asshole.
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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #125 on: April 21, 2006, 12:21:49 am »
Quote from: Ben-San on April 20, 2006, 10:16:23 pm
What about dudes who eat roasted garlic on bread?

And what about the ladies?
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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #126 on: April 21, 2006, 12:22:48 am »
Quote from: wombat on April 21, 2006, 12:21:49 am
And what about the ladies?

I will be taking care of them thank you very much.
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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #127 on: April 21, 2006, 01:20:58 am »
Quote from: misterqueue on April 21, 2006, 12:22:48 am
I will be taking care of them thank you very much.

I wonder which vegetable he will be using?
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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #128 on: April 21, 2006, 05:29:51 am »
Ewww.  But you get a can because I didn't expect it from you.

Not that you haven't shown a certain degree of sick-fuckery before, but I guess it's been a while.
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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #129 on: April 21, 2006, 08:37:16 am »
Quote from: *****_god on April 20, 2006, 11:13:09 pm
Man, I could eat buttered bread all day.  The most indulgent of meals.

omgggg, I am eating buttered bread right now.  God, damn, it's so good.
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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #130 on: April 21, 2006, 12:39:51 pm »
Quote from: miles on April 21, 2006, 05:29:51 am
Ewww.  But you get a can because I didn't expect it from you.

Not that you haven't shown a certain degree of sick-fuckery before, but I guess it's been a while.

Hey!  AlohaDawg was a sick fuck since certain other sick fucks were just a twinkle in some sick fuck's eye.  Don't you underestimate him.
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Re: Choose the best vegetable
« Reply #131 on: May 03, 2006, 03:46:26 pm »
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