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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2006, 08:56:50 pm »
dang man.
the other day in latin class, somehow the issue of pregnant sex came up. This girl said "but wouldn't it hurt the baby if the man gets on top? How could you have sex?"
we all just kind of stared at her. latin class is not the place to start explaining this. it was awkward.

another girl commented that you "wouldn't be able to reach".

man, the ignorance of some people about this stuff.

also: having kids. what a rush. this is something that I look forward to (but not enough to want to speed it up. you know. kind of like how being retired would be nice, but I don't want to suddenly become old.)
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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2006, 10:41:05 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on April 11, 2006, 08:56:50 pm
dang man.
the other day in latin class, somehow the issue of pregnant sex came up. This girl said "but wouldn't it hurt the baby if the man gets on top? How could you have sex?"
we all just kind of stared at her. latin class is not the place to start explaining this. it was awkward.

another girl commented that you "wouldn't be able to reach".

man, the ignorance of some people about this stuff.

also: having kids. what a rush. this is something that I look forward to (but not enough to want to speed it up. you know. kind of like how being retired would be nice, but I don't want to suddenly become old.)

Get rich when you're young and retire then!

Was this a college class? If so, they ain't building co-eds like they used to. Ah, the good old days.
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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2006, 12:21:56 am »
I assume it was a high school class since as I recall, thinevitable is one of those people who has never read the whole Achewood main page, including the "Get Out of Here" warning.  Next time I read one of those articles bemoaning how young our teenagers are becoming sexually active I'm going to take it with a large grain of "wouldn't be able to reach".
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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2006, 01:48:38 am »
yeah. I am in highschool.

the things to realize are double:
1. This was not the average teenager. this was a straight-laced, southern-raised, affluent, private-school Latin student.
2. lack of knowledge doesn't lead to lack of sex. this is why there are so many babies born out of wedlock. I think people are knowledgeable about the general ideas of things ("my friend says boys like it when you suck on their c*ck!") but not the actual mechanics ("do I use my teeth? how do I know when to stop? can I become pregnant from this?")


and with the "wouldn't be able to reach" comment, I think she was referring more to "ease of access". the context was something like:
she: oh, haha, when I sit like this my shirt bulges out in this funny way, it looks like I'm pregnant!
friend: haha! it does!
me: oh, that is sooo hot. Louise, you know I like my ladies pregnant! Every man does!
she:  yeah. *laughs*
me: no, really! some guys do. I know this.
she: but, how does that work? wouldn't it... *indicates position of full "pregnant" stomach*... I mean... you wouldn't be able to reach!
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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2006, 05:57:20 am »
Ash, there's nothing wrong with her mouth though, right?
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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #20 on: April 13, 2006, 08:27:36 pm »
Quote from: jough on April 13, 2006, 05:57:20 am
Ash, there's nothing wrong with her mouth though, right?

Um, Dude.

Duu-uude.

Dude.
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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #21 on: April 13, 2006, 08:52:24 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on April 13, 2006, 08:49:41 pm
The Doc banned ALL activity 'cause any cause for down under ruckus is not a good thing.

Beleive me, dude, we tried all the angles on this before accepting our celibate state.

Have you at least ordered a Fleshlight?
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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #22 on: April 13, 2006, 08:53:37 pm »
I really can't imagine those are worth it.
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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2006, 09:07:13 pm »
Does your wife have a sister or an attractive best friend?

I'm sure under the current circumstances you could probably get a free pass, right?
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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #24 on: April 13, 2006, 10:58:46 pm »
Quote from: Mite on April 13, 2006, 08:53:37 pm
I really can't imagine those are worth it.
It depends on how badly you're not getting laid.

Not that I would know.

Also, did it just dawn on anyone else that this thread went from glasses to sex toys in 25 posts.
« Last Edit: April 13, 2006, 11:03:57 pm by Dexter »
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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #25 on: April 13, 2006, 11:41:26 pm »
Quote from: Dexter on April 13, 2006, 10:58:46 pm

Also, did it just dawn on anyone else that this thread went from glasses to sex toys in 25 posts.

Yes, via pregnant ladies.  How do we do it?  It's a thing of beauty.
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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #26 on: April 13, 2006, 11:45:15 pm »
Quote from: wombat on April 13, 2006, 11:41:26 pm
Yes, via pregnant ladies.  How do we do it?  It's a thing of beauty.
Indeed.  Brought a tear to my eye, it did.
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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #27 on: April 13, 2006, 11:52:24 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on April 13, 2006, 08:52:24 pm
Have you at least ordered a Fleshlight?

You know, for the ladies, they make double dongs. Do they make a two ended fleshlight?
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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #28 on: April 13, 2006, 11:54:30 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on April 13, 2006, 11:52:24 pm
You know, for the ladies, they make double dongs. Do they make a two ended fleshlight?

For the splittest of all split-seconds, I considered googling this.

Then I came to my senses.
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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #29 on: April 14, 2006, 12:59:53 am »
Chinese Fingercuffs!


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