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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #30 on: April 14, 2006, 05:18:25 am »
ASCII BUKAKKE!!!

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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #31 on: April 14, 2006, 12:42:32 pm »
Quote from: Mite on April 13, 2006, 08:53:37 pm
I really can't imagine those are worth it.

Yeah, whatever happened to masturbating the old-fashioned way?
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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #32 on: April 14, 2006, 12:53:25 pm »
Quote from: miles on April 14, 2006, 12:42:32 pm
Yeah, whatever happened to masturbating the old-fashioned way?

Oh sure GRANDPA, live in the past.  Nowadays we're doing it all by thought alone; why just think of it: Your boss could be orgasming the moment he talks to you about your recent performance and you would never know!

But you keep doing it the way Cavemen, Pioneers, and your Grandparents did it you luddite.


Edit: Cavement?  WTF?  I need more sleep.
« Last Edit: April 14, 2006, 02:11:50 pm by misterqueue »
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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #33 on: April 14, 2006, 01:03:12 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on April 14, 2006, 12:53:25 pm
But you keep doing it the way Cavement, Pioneers, and your Grandparents did it you luddite.

You know I really don't like to think about what sex was like in the days before running water and toilet paper.

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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #34 on: April 14, 2006, 01:10:12 pm »
Imagine the possibilities!
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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #35 on: April 14, 2006, 02:38:55 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on April 14, 2006, 12:53:25 pm
Oh sure GRANDPA, live in the past.  Nowadays we're doing it all by thought alone; why just think of it: Your boss could be orgasming the moment he talks to you about your recent performance and you would never know!

This is possible, at least for girls, by the way.

Not that I, er, know anything about that, or anything.
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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #36 on: April 14, 2006, 02:40:30 pm »
Quote from: Mite on April 14, 2006, 02:38:55 pm
This is possible, at least for girls, by the way.

Not that I, er, know anything about that, or anything.

I knew a girl once who claimed to do this ALL THE TIME.

I used to tell her that I thought she was just hiding a massaging showerhead in her trousers, but that's a pretty hard thing to hide (in re: extra long hose, the constant wet pantaloons, and the unnerving noise of running water FROM YOUR BREECHES!)
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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #37 on: April 14, 2006, 02:43:01 pm »
I understand that this is possible for both sexes while asleep.  Doesn't that count?
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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #38 on: April 14, 2006, 02:44:17 pm »
I believe that's called "Asleep Style"
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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #39 on: April 14, 2006, 03:16:02 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on April 14, 2006, 12:53:25 pm
But you keep doing it the way Cavement, Pioneers, and your Grandparents did it you luddite.

Isn't Cavement that new band that is formed from members of both Cake and Pavement?
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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #40 on: April 14, 2006, 05:10:00 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on April 14, 2006, 02:44:17 pm
I believe that's called "Asleep Style"

No, that's not doing it just with your mind, that's doing it with another person asleep.
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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #41 on: April 14, 2006, 05:29:51 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on April 14, 2006, 02:44:17 pm
I believe that's called "Asleep Style"

I just wanted to state that for the right person, asleep doggie style is possible.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2006, 02:08:02 am by swinehund »
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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #42 on: April 14, 2006, 05:31:44 pm »
It all depends on how you fall asleep I'd imagine.


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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #43 on: April 14, 2006, 08:16:31 pm »
Quote from: Mite on April 13, 2006, 08:53:37 pm
I really can't imagine those are worth it.

I refer you to Mantonio's signature.

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Re: My glasses just broke! What do I do?
« Reply #44 on: April 14, 2006, 11:50:39 pm »
Quote from: swinehund on April 14, 2006, 05:29:51 pm
I just wanted to state that for the right person, asleep doggie style is possible.

That person would probably be me after a night with the sweet vodka.

But, since I've never awoken with damaged capillaries in my anus, it's all good.
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