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Author Topic: Totally asleep alive kid. - April 14th, 2006  (Read 12491 times)

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Re: Totally asleep alive kid. - April 14th, 2006
« Reply #45 on: April 18, 2006, 04:35:52 am »
Quote from: jough on April 18, 2006, 04:29:56 am


(someone sent me an anonymous email the other day signed "A concerned net citizen." - I didn't know "net" was a country you could live in)


If it isn't it damn well should be.
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Re: Totally asleep alive kid. - April 14th, 2006
« Reply #46 on: April 18, 2006, 04:48:35 am »
oh my gosh
I know I have never done that, but, I am so terrified.
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Re: Totally asleep alive kid. - April 14th, 2006
« Reply #47 on: April 18, 2006, 05:11:05 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on April 18, 2006, 04:48:35 am
oh my gosh
I know I have never done that, but, I am so terrified.

Welcome to the Bush Administration America (or Baa).  Of course, BAA could have other meanings.  Be afraid, asshole.*




* edited to note that I was not calling "theinevitable" "asshole" - he's good people.
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Re: Totally asleep alive kid. - April 14th, 2006
« Reply #48 on: April 18, 2006, 09:25:21 am »
Quote from: jough on April 18, 2006, 04:29:56 am
Anyway, I should have an auto-smackdown karma filter in place by tomorrow.  It will be retroactive, so I hope you all find your posts in which you put image tags (or any other tags) in the middle of filter words, because you'll be getting hell of negative cans.

Oh well, guess I won't be posting here anymore.
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Re: Totally asleep alive kid. - April 14th, 2006
« Reply #49 on: April 18, 2006, 11:19:52 am »
Jough-- thank you for that. Thank you for knowing that I would take that personally.

oball-- dang. hell of spearmint-flavored cans.
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Re: Totally asleep alive kid. - April 14th, 2006
« Reply #50 on: April 18, 2006, 12:19:32 pm »
That's what happens when you try to speak out against The Man.
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Re: Totally asleep alive kid. - April 14th, 2006
« Reply #51 on: April 18, 2006, 01:46:32 pm »
Now the cans are meaningless AND selectively cruel.

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Re: Totally asleep alive kid. - April 14th, 2006
« Reply #52 on: April 18, 2006, 03:31:22 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on April 18, 2006, 01:46:32 pm
Now the cans are meaningless AND selectively cruel.

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Re: Totally asleep alive kid. - April 14th, 2006
« Reply #53 on: April 18, 2006, 03:33:29 pm »
oh god.

this is like the TrageDie. Why have fun, when you can make every activity as pointlessly mean as real life!?
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Re: Totally asleep alive kid. - April 14th, 2006
« Reply #54 on: April 18, 2006, 03:37:13 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on April 18, 2006, 03:33:29 pm
Why have fun, when you can make every activity as pointlessly mean as real life!?

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Re: Totally asleep alive kid. - April 14th, 2006
« Reply #55 on: April 18, 2006, 03:38:28 pm »
Quote from: oball on April 18, 2006, 09:25:21 am
Oh well, guess I won't be posting here anymore.

Well, you still have the rest of April to AMEND YOUR WAYS.
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Re: Totally asleep alive kid. - April 14th, 2006
« Reply #56 on: April 18, 2006, 07:40:24 pm »
Yeah, I feel like Jough just rolled the TrageDie and it came up "Strange Dread Over Retroactive Enforcement Of Law Against Previously-Thought-Inoffensive Activity!" And that costs me Dexterity points, dammit! Now I'll never be able to be a falconer!

I wonder if this is how NOT TO BE MENTIONED HERE felt before the big hammer of God came down?
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Re: Totally asleep alive kid. - April 14th, 2006
« Reply #57 on: April 18, 2006, 07:43:59 pm »
jough! what is the deal? You're supposed to be mean or something.

but also: wow, thanks.
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Re: Totally asleep alive kid. - April 14th, 2006
« Reply #58 on: April 18, 2006, 08:02:46 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on April 18, 2006, 07:43:59 pm
jough! what is the deal? You're supposed to be mean or something.

but also: wow, thanks.

Naw, he's just a big ol' softy at heart. Well, at his cold, metallic ***** heart, anyway.

I don't know what I did to deserve my new-found bounty, but thanks!
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Re: Totally asleep alive kid. - April 14th, 2006
« Reply #59 on: April 19, 2006, 04:25:49 am »
Well, if you have too many, you could consider throwing a few to those less fortunate than yourself.

Quote from: jough on April 18, 2006, 03:38:28 pm
Well, you still have the rest of April to AMEND YOUR WAYS.

Wahey.  Would it help if I went back and retconned the post that got me can-raped in the first place?
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