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Re: Cannibal Blog
« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2006, 03:49:12 am »
Quote from: side_show on April 18, 2006, 02:37:22 am
What none of us has said is what all of us are thinking:  who is TOUAMB's "most likely to be secretly psycho?"

It's a tie between every single person with no avatar.
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Re: Cannibal Blog
« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2006, 04:33:47 am »
Quote from: side_show on April 18, 2006, 03:22:08 am
This one's a lot easier: 

I'd vote for AlohaDawg

(Yeah, he is a bit of cheerleader for Christ, but as I understand it, most of you Americans are Jesus nerds, right?  I think he's leading the least shame-based life of all of us anyway.)

As for scary board psycho.. I'm thinking of St. Zartan.  Yeah.  I said it.  Unh huh.  Most missed, and most likely to murder.  It's a double honour.  After all, he did once tell me he work in the dungeon like basement of a library.  (I'm sorry Mr. Q - you're just too obvious a choice)


Oddly enough, my votes were exactly the opposite.
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Re: Cannibal Blog
« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2006, 04:40:22 am »
Quote from: V-Adore on April 17, 2006, 05:07:36 pm
A lot of people are scrambling to make it clear that the KoL playerbase doesn't approve of cannibalism

I'm envisioning the most pathetic of webcast press conferences.
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Re: Cannibal Blog
« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2006, 04:47:24 am »
oh my goodness.

i did not realize until this moment that I was living a shame-based lifestyle.

also: A videogame where stick figures fight each other.
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Re: Cannibal Blog
« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2006, 04:53:05 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on April 18, 2006, 04:33:47 am
Oddly enough, my votes were exactly the opposite.

Thank you AW.. I am (Honoured?) to have your... support?

This is confusing.
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Re: Cannibal Blog
« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2006, 05:09:19 am »
I wouldn't be surprised at all if I read in the paper that Hobot's head was found on a stick in MisterQueue's living room or something.  "He cut a new oriface in the body when the other natural orifi were too gummed up..."

Nah, I'm just kidding.  Q is one of those "funny ha ha" pretend sickos.  He's too entertaining and not quiet enough to be dangerous.

For someone to be a sick killer their neighbours have to describe them as "a nice quiet young man who never gave anyone any trouble."
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Re: Cannibal Blog
« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2006, 05:25:36 am »
Quote from: jough on April 18, 2006, 05:09:19 am
I wouldn't be surprised at all if I read in the paper that Hobot's head was found on a stick in MisterQueue's living room or something.  "He cut a new oriface in the body when the other natural orifi were too gummed up..."

Nah, I'm just kidding.  Q is one of those "funny ha ha" pretend sickos.  He's too entertaining and not quiet enough to be dangerous.

I've always wanted my head impaled upon a pike.
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Re: Cannibal Blog
« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2006, 05:36:08 am »
jough:

His father was a drinker
And his mother cried in bed
Folding John Wayne's T-shirts
When the swingset hit his head
The neighbors they adored him
For his humor and his conversation
Look underneath the house there
Find the few living things
Rotting fast in their sleep of the dead
Twenty-seven people, even more
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Re: Cannibal Blog
« Reply #23 on: April 18, 2006, 05:36:30 am »
Quote from: Hobot on April 18, 2006, 05:25:36 am
I've always wanted my head impaled upon a pike.

I have a head you can be impaled on.*




* I NEVER fuck*ng SAID THIS!
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Re: Cannibal Blog
« Reply #24 on: April 18, 2006, 06:29:26 am »
Queue, Queue, you've crossed the line from delightful innuendo to just abject crassness.

I've never been more proud.
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Re: Cannibal Blog
« Reply #25 on: April 18, 2006, 11:34:22 am »
oh queue...
that is so adorable.
but, now I must defend miss Hobot's honour!

I challenge you to a duel or competition of some kind!
*slaps with the weak hand of a child*
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Re: Cannibal Blog
« Reply #26 on: April 18, 2006, 11:36:33 am »
Mud wrestling! It's the only way!
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Re: Cannibal Blog
« Reply #27 on: April 18, 2006, 01:01:07 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on April 18, 2006, 11:34:22 am
oh queue...
that is so adorable.
but, now I must defend miss Hobot's honour!

I challenge you to a duel or competition of some kind!
*slaps with the weak hand of a child*

*sneers*  Do not tempt me little one, I will take you to school in the car of pain!  Never forget who is the master still!

[Scene 30 years in the future where theinevitable turns on me and takes the reigns of my evil empire.  My last words "...proud of you boy"]
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Re: Cannibal Blog
« Reply #28 on: April 18, 2006, 01:31:54 pm »
It has been my lifelong dream to have two men fight to the death, on the Internet, to win my heart.

Carry on!
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Re: Cannibal Blog
« Reply #29 on: April 18, 2006, 01:33:00 pm »
I guess you could call theinevitable a man if you really wanted to... I guess.


That's when the crowd goes.. OOooOoOOo...


Man.. theinevitable is so innocent I feel like I just kicked a puppy.
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