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[wombat]

finally: a math classroom in my school has a diesel sweeties strip on the door. so, either a kid in 8th grade reads diesel sweeties, or the teacher does. hmm.

You find it unlikely that a teacher reads webcomics, Mr. Inevitable?

[Carlos del Vaca]

we publish the school newspaper. it is so bad.

My senior year of high school, some friends and I did an underground school paper, because the official school paper was so sucky.  In hindsight, most of what we wrote was colossally stupid, since we were high schoolers and all.  But at the time it was hell of such as fun.

[CortJstr]

so, yes. newspaper class is basically "how to write an article,  and then have the hell censored out of it"

we publish the school newspaper. it is so bad.

they censored the word "censorship" from an editorial about the school censoring our internet access. that is probably my favorite story.
in the interview portion,they not only changed their quotes-- they also changed the questions asked.

My paper did a story like that where everything except the principal's name was blacked out. This was after they started editing the drama depts plays. For this one-act we did they made us remove the line "How the hell does that make sense?" but let us replace it with "that makes as much sense as women drivers!" Another of their edits made saying "What the purgatory?!" popular for about 3 months.

[theinevitable]

man.

the thing is, they censor us about really stupid things. it's completely arbitrary. I would understand if they were consistent... but they aren't.

oh well. me and certain of my friends have talked about doing some kind of alternative paper thing. I don't know.

wombat-- I suppose a teacher could read webcomics. I just found both ideas kind of strange.

of course, I did put an Achewood on my Precalculus teacher's desk once. (why learn geometry?)
I was hoping he'd put it up or something, but he did not. oh well.

[jough]

Yeah, I think many of us have done at least some teaching at some point, dude.  Teaching and reading web comics are not mutually exclusive.  Actually, you'd probably be surprised how your teachers spend their non-teaching time.

True story: I ran into my AP Physics teacher in a strip club a few years ago.

[wombat]

Poor li'l theinevitable keeps outing himself as very young even when one tries to give him a subtle hint to retreat from his position. 

Whaddaya think, Jough, should we let him know that teachers are even allowed to, like, have sex in their non-teaching time? 

[pmcd9]

should we let him know that teachers are even allowed to, like, have sex in their non-teaching time?

**GASP**

~Paul

[robot_god]

Poor li'l theinevitable keeps outing himself as very young even when one tries to give him a subtle hint to retreat from his position. 

Whaddaya think, Jough, should we let him know that teachers are even allowed to, like, have sex in their non-teaching time? 

But surely, it is for procreation purposes only.

[AlohaDawg]

Poor li'l theinevitable keeps outing himself as very young even when one tries to give him a subtle hint to retreat from his position. 

Whaddaya think, Jough, should we let him know that teachers are even allowed to, like, have sex in their non-teaching time? 

Well, there is a provision that the partner be of majority. There's been a few lady teachers having a small problem with that lately.

Where the FUCK were these women when I was in High School? That's all I want to know.

[lprkn]

But surely, it is for procreation purposes only.

Of course, where else would we get teachers? They must be born into it, otherwise there wouldn't be any. Procreating is a teacher's duty to the state.

[theinevitable]

goodness. I wasn't being down on teachers. or imagining that they don't have sex (most awkward thing ever: seeing my sex ed teacher's husband. he walked in, and we all kind of looked at him and thought "wow. so this is him. her conception of sex, considering how long they've been married, is 90% related to having sex with this guy.")

I dont' know. I just thought about my 8th grade math teacher, who was not a fun lady.

[misterqueue]

Yeah, I think many of us have done at least some teaching at some point, dude.  Teaching and reading web comics are not mutually exclusive.  Actually, you'd probably be surprised how your teachers spend their non-teaching time.

True story: I ran into my AP Physics teacher in a strip club a few years ago.

STORY TIME:

Okay, so I'm not a big fan of strip joints because they bore the shit out of me.  The allure I once had of watching some guy named Earl stare longingly at "his prize" and repeatedly ask the bouncer if she got the flowers he sent her lost something long ago.  However, if pestered enough I do accompany friends on their excursions.

Anyway, one night I was at said club when I noticed a girl I recognized from High School.  This was not necessarily creepy in and of itself but then she came up and started chatting it with me like it was old times.  This was still not really creepy.  Then she offered me a lapdance.  Still not all that creepy.  The creepy part is that she did this after I saw her not two weeks prior out and about when she was about 8 months pregnant or so (estimated of course).

I did not stick around to find out if the baby had been born Cesarean or not.

[wombat]

I dont' know. I just thought about my 8th grade math teacher, who was not a fun lady.

Ah, but that's the thing.  How do you know?

[theinevitable]

hm.

I dont' know. I just have a negative assumption, because she left the school after her son was expelled.


for beating another boy with a bat.


because he wasn't giving him the money he owed.


for drugs.

she thought this was unfair, and quit.

[jough]

For the record, I am not a fan of strip clubs either.  That whole "no touching" thing is just frustrating.  I mean, what's the point? 

I was actually only there that time because of a friend's bachelor's party.

ALSO: I have never been with a prostitute because I fear their disease.  Of course, I worry about this with nice girls who don't fuck for money too.