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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2006, 04:51:45 pm »
HoboF, I disagree.  I think he's a liar.
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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2006, 05:13:17 pm »
I suspect he prevaricates!
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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2006, 05:14:52 pm »
Fabrications Falsehoods and Folly!

My goodness Internet you did so tell me you would never fill yourself with terminological inexactitude!

My naivete!  She is broken!
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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2006, 05:51:23 pm »
I don't get it...

does he think it is cool to slap his wife?

is that what the joke is?

Maybe it's a regional thing.

like how north of the mason-dixon line, it is acceptable to urinate in public, or cuss in front of a lady.

I find these things intolerable, but my Civics teacher says that that's what makes America Great! (emphasis hers.)
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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2006, 05:57:05 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on May 09, 2006, 05:51:23 pm
I don't get it...

does he think it is cool to slap his wife?

is that what the joke is?

Maybe it's a regional thing.

like how north of the mason-dixon line, it is acceptable to urinate in public, or cuss in front of a lady.

I find these things intolerable, but my Civics teacher says that that's what makes America Great! (emphasis hers.)

It is also acceptable to say "wicked," as in, "Wicked awesome!"

I find this thing intolerable.
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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2006, 06:48:22 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on May 09, 2006, 05:51:23 pm

like how north of the mason-dixon line, it is acceptable to urinate in public, or cuss in front of a lady.


You can cuss in front of me any time, but I better not catch you peeing in MY neighborhood.  I assume that this is because in Maryland we have such a confused regional identity.

Note:  In many areas of the North it is very cold at certain times of year.  Please consider this before making any outdoor urination decisions.
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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2006, 06:49:13 pm »
My wife's stepfather thinks he's an insult comic, but he's really not good at it.  So instead of funny, he comes off as mean and hurtful.

When they last visited our house, he was trying to explain away something stupid he had done.  So he says to his wife (my mother-in-law), "I know what I'll tell them.  I got drunk and beat you..."

Dude, just stop right there.  Nothing you could possibly say next will make that funny.  Nothing.
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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2006, 07:05:49 pm »
Quote from: wombat on May 09, 2006, 06:48:22 pm
You can cuss in front of me any time, but I better not catch you peeing in MY neighborhood.  I assume that this is because in Maryland we have such a confused regional identity.

Note:  In many areas of the North it is very cold at certain times of year.  Please consider this before making any outdoor urination decisions.

I think we all want to know: can it freeze while in mid-air? Have you seen this happen?
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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2006, 07:08:46 pm »
I have microwaved mugs of water and thrown them up in the air on 50-below days before, and it does go poof and freeze into little drops (some of it, anyway). I can only assume urine would do the same. Since I don't have the accuracy of some of you boys, I think I'll leave that particular experiment to the pros.
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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2006, 07:19:00 pm »
I have to say that, despite living the vast bulk of my life north of the Mason-Dixon line, I have never lived anywhere where anyone thought that urinating in public was even slightly cool. I'm convinced this is an urban legend, the kind of thing that's always acceptable Over There, Over the Fence, where Their Habits Are Different From Ours (read: weird and gross), but is never acceptable anywhere anyone actually lives.

As for cussing in front of a lady, well, I do it all the time!
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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2006, 07:22:26 pm »
Are you equating urinating in public with urinating out of doors?   Because they're not the same.
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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2006, 07:27:01 pm »
I have only urinated in public when A) it was an emergency or B) I was drunk and in netiher case do I find it acceptable.

Does the long ring finger make one predisposed to do things that are soically unacceptable?

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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #27 on: May 09, 2006, 07:28:07 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on May 09, 2006, 07:22:26 pm
Are you equating urinating in public with urinating out of doors?   Because they're not the same.

Well I'm sure hoping that 'urinating in public' in the sense of, say, on the carpet of the lobby of the public library, would be out of bounds whatever your geography.
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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #28 on: May 09, 2006, 08:13:07 pm »
Quote from: wombat on May 09, 2006, 07:28:07 pm
Well I'm sure hoping that 'urinating in public' in the sense of, say, on the carpet of the lobby of the public library, would be out of bounds whatever your geography.

Unless you're a bibliophobe with little shame.
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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #29 on: May 09, 2006, 08:22:29 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on May 09, 2006, 08:13:07 pm
Unless you're a bibliophobe with little shame.

"Take that John fuck*ng Updike!"  *PPssssssssss*

*stern librarians jump me and drag me out.. but very carefully*
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