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Author Topic: Fuck BirthDAY When you're G.O.D. you get a WEEK  (Read 6081 times)

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Re: Fuck BirthDAY When you're G.O.D. you get a WEEK
« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2006, 03:28:26 pm »
Happy birthday, guy who has the same last name as me but is no relation.  Enjoy continuing to be 10 years younger than me!
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Re: Fuck BirthDAY When you're G.O.D. you get a WEEK
« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2006, 04:01:34 pm »
Happy Actual Birthday.  May your pee always be clear-ish yellow, and your teeth never scabby.

I will drink a beer to you tonight.

Actually, I will incidentally drink a beer, and the thought of you may cross my mind.

Felicitations!
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Re: Fuck BirthDAY When you're G.O.D. you get a WEEK
« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2006, 04:33:56 pm »
Thank you.  People doing things necesssarily and then thinking of me is the best I can expect these days.

Also, thank you to Wombat for my mix cd and also tiny cans of dr pepper!!!  The sad camera phone photo does not do them justice:


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Re: Fuck BirthDAY When you're G.O.D. you get a WEEK
« Reply #18 on: April 26, 2006, 05:34:27 pm »

This is how Jough lives. Dangerously.

Jough, I hope you have had a great birthday, and got plenty of presents. You are an excellent dude.
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Re: Fuck BirthDAY When you're G.O.D. you get a WEEK
« Reply #19 on: April 26, 2006, 05:41:31 pm »
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Re: Fuck BirthDAY When you're G.O.D. you get a WEEK
« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2006, 06:45:34 pm »
Awesome!

Also, maybe I shouldn't be posting this here, but Wombat's mix disc is GREAT (except for the springsteen - sorry, hon, but the "boss" ain't the boss of ME) and I was just thinking of the girl that I lost that Iris Dement CD to yesterday (in my mopey THIS IS YOUR LIFE sadness that is reflecting on growing older, aided by HOOCH).

Anyway, to recap: awesome.

Also, Judy, that is a fine MS Paint drawring.  It is my desktop background right now.
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Re: Fuck BirthDAY When you're G.O.D. you get a WEEK
« Reply #21 on: April 26, 2006, 06:48:01 pm »
Happy Birthday, Jough!  No matter what you say, I know your terrible secret: You're actually a nice guy.

Oops!  Sorry to blow your cover.*





*I deliberately left this open to misinterpretation because IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.
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Re: Fuck BirthDAY When you're G.O.D. you get a WEEK
« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2006, 06:48:36 pm »
P.S. Following Wombat's flickr link led me to see those Kogepan photos, which were hilariously cute.  I especially like this one.
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Re: Fuck BirthDAY When you're G.O.D. you get a WEEK
« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2006, 06:49:44 pm »
Not just my cover!  Man, for a girl who doesn't eat meat...

Anyway, thank you all again.  Although I am sad now that I get more love from an internet message board than from... well, anywhere else.
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Re: Fuck BirthDAY When you're G.O.D. you get a WEEK
« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2006, 07:13:14 pm »
Damn.. I already said Happy Birthday and I didn't get you a set of tiny shrinky dink cans or a jpg or a blowjob or a custom avatar.

I guess I'm a pretty crappy board brown noser.

But hey, take comfort in the fact that I didn't get you that severed head like I promised.


I would have written on it in blood "I DID IT FOR YOU!"
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Re: Fuck BirthDAY When you're G.O.D. you get a WEEK
« Reply #25 on: April 26, 2006, 07:15:18 pm »
MORE LYLE I HATE THOSE DOGS OR WOT THEY ARE ANYWAY.

this statement is so beautiful.
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Re: Fuck BirthDAY When you're G.O.D. you get a WEEK
« Reply #26 on: April 26, 2006, 07:33:11 pm »
Quote from: jough on April 26, 2006, 06:45:34 pm

Also, maybe I shouldn't be posting this here, but Wombat's mix disc is GREAT

It is wrong for this to turn into a thread about how clever wombat is, but I have to say how lovely it is to hear this when for years I've been the village idiot of the board as far as current music is concerned.  (Also I will forgive you, and pass on your gratitude to the Technical Staff, who walked around while I was making the disc yelling "LESS BRUCE!")

I should say that August deserves credit as creative consultant on the tiny cans shrinky dink project. And I suppose I should mention that there are a few songs on that disc that I would never have found except due to various more and less roundabout paths from advice given on this board.  So if I am clever it is because I have stood on the shoulders of giant imaginary friends.

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Re: Fuck BirthDAY When you're G.O.D. you get a WEEK
« Reply #27 on: April 26, 2006, 08:46:15 pm »
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Re: Fuck BirthDAY When you're G.O.D. you get a WEEK
« Reply #28 on: April 26, 2006, 08:51:52 pm »
Yeah, talk about a gift that keeps on giving...
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Re: Fuck BirthDAY When you're G.O.D. you get a WEEK
« Reply #29 on: April 26, 2006, 09:02:37 pm »
LESS BRUCE
LESS BRUCE
PAY ATTENTION!

This is how I imagine "the technical staff".

If I had a paypal account, and money, this gift would be on its way. As it is, I have neither. It will come later (ie: when I get off my ass and get a summer job.)
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