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Author Topic: Fuck BirthDAY When you're G.O.D. you get a WEEK  (Read 6055 times)

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Re: Fuck BirthDAY When you're G.O.D. you get a WEEK
« Reply #30 on: April 27, 2006, 01:34:45 am »
Yeah, I'm in and out.  I have pretty much ubiquitous internet now, so like for instance I am waiting for two young ladies to freshen up their noses or powder their asses or something while I stylus this bad-boy out.
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Re: Fuck BirthDAY When you're G.O.D. you get a WEEK
« Reply #31 on: April 27, 2006, 02:11:42 am »
Is it still your birthday?  Happy birthday!
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Re: Fuck BirthDAY When you're G.O.D. you get a WEEK
« Reply #32 on: April 27, 2006, 02:48:41 am »
Quote from: jough on April 27, 2006, 01:34:45 am
Yeah, I'm in and out.  I have pretty much ubiquitous internet now, so like for instance I am waiting for two young ladies to freshen up their noses or powder their asses or something while I stylus this bad-boy out.

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Re: Fuck BirthDAY When you're G.O.D. you get a WEEK
« Reply #33 on: April 27, 2006, 03:10:08 am »
Oh Jeez I have one sip of my beer left and it's downstairs.  I'll go polish it off and think of you.  Also, I will thaw out bloodworms and feed them to my puffer giraffees while thinking of you.  It's like worm spaghetti.  Happy birthday with worm spaghetti on top.

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Re: Fuck BirthDAY When you're G.O.D. you get a WEEK
« Reply #34 on: April 27, 2006, 03:24:02 am »
I went out drinking with my professors this evening, and one of them turned out to be a dirty old man, so it was sorta like having a beer with you! Hope you've been enjoying your day.
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Re: Fuck BirthDAY When you're G.O.D. you get a WEEK
« Reply #35 on: April 27, 2006, 11:45:48 pm »
I can't do any drinking till monday but when I'll drink one (or several) for you, oh semi-benevolent leader.

Good luck with the no longer being in your 20s thing, hope that works out for you.
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Re: Fuck BirthDAY When you're G.O.D. you get a WEEK
« Reply #36 on: April 28, 2006, 12:17:49 am »
Quote from: Mite on April 27, 2006, 03:24:02 am
I went out drinking with my professors this evening, and one of them turned out to be a dirty old man,

Hey wait a minute, I think we need more of this story!
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Re: Fuck BirthDAY When you're G.O.D. you get a WEEK
« Reply #37 on: April 28, 2006, 12:56:42 am »
Quote from: wombat on April 28, 2006, 12:17:49 am
Hey wait a minute, I think we need more of this story!

Oh, he did nothing untoward to me or anything, he just told stories about meeting porn stars (complete with appropriate hand motions to indicate her chestal regions), meeting Filipina girls in Hong Kong (and referring vaguely to doing more than just meeting them), and a variety of other topics you wouldn't expect your 40ish Romanian real analysis professor to discuss. A lovely evening, really. I've had a few dirty old men for professors, and they're generally a riot to hang out with.
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